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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: Ripening Avocados
« Reply #60 on: March 31, 2009, 07:59:25 AM »
No ~ back when he was in short trousers ~ as opposed to long trousers pulled well up to his chest.

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Re: Ripening Avocados
« Reply #61 on: March 31, 2009, 08:01:24 AM »
DS will understand what I mean. ;D

A clue:

http://www.oldandinteresting.com/laundry-blue.aspx
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Re: Ripening Avocados
« Reply #62 on: March 31, 2009, 09:46:44 AM »
What a rigmarole - just to wash some clothes like  noooo:
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Re: Ripening Avocados
« Reply #63 on: March 31, 2009, 10:15:24 AM »
That's why MEN invented Biological powders and liquids as well as washing machines and tumble dryers not to mention easy iron fabrics ~ to give you some time off like  lol:
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Re: Ripening Avocados
« Reply #64 on: March 31, 2009, 10:18:14 AM »
That's why MEN invented Biological powders and liquids as well as washing machines and tumble dryers not to mention easy iron fabrics ~ to give you some time off like  lol:

and less excuses no doubt for not serving the need of their  men folk  lol:

Selfless heroes these men  eeek:
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Re: Ripening Avocados
« Reply #65 on: March 31, 2009, 10:23:39 AM »
You lot have not stopped wanting things since you got the bloody vote! As men have had to shoulder more and more of the burden we have done so much for you wimmin.

Washing Machines
Vacuum Cleaners
Non Stick Pans
Self Clean Ovens
Dishwashers
Microwaves
Ready Meals
Stay Pressed Fabrics
Orgasms

ALL INVENTED BY MEN FOR THEIR WIMMIN


Honestly ~ If we had the babies we'd find an easier way to give birth  razz:
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Re: Ripening Avocados
« Reply #66 on: March 31, 2009, 10:32:08 AM »
And I'm sure you are reminded daily of our undying gratitude  noooo:

Look forward to the childbirth scenario - now that I would pay good money to see  Popcorn:

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Re: Ripening Avocados
« Reply #67 on: March 31, 2009, 10:34:25 AM »
Oh ~ I've had five (or six or seven depending who you believe). Looks like a piece of cake ~ I never felt a thing.

Nothing worse than the morning after a good Balti IMHO  whistle:
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Re: Ripening Avocados
« Reply #68 on: March 31, 2009, 10:36:19 AM »
Oh ~ I've had five (or six or seven depending who you believe). Looks like a piece of cake ~ I never felt a thing.

Didn't the maintenance payments hurt like hell though  lol:
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Re: Ripening Avocados
« Reply #69 on: March 31, 2009, 10:38:21 AM »
Oh ~ I've had five (or six or seven depending who you believe). Looks like a piece of cake ~ I never felt a thing.

Didn't the maintenance payments hurt like hell though  lol:


Trust you to find a flaw in the argument. ;)


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Re: Ripening Avocados
« Reply #70 on: March 31, 2009, 04:26:28 PM »
Yes I remember Blue Bags.

And scullery maids

And respect for old people. .  evil:
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Re: Ripening Avocados
« Reply #71 on: March 31, 2009, 04:37:15 PM »
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Re: Ripening Avocados
« Reply #72 on: March 31, 2009, 04:43:05 PM »
Yes I remember Blue Bags.

And the Ford Model T

And scullery maids

And respect for old people. .  evil:

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Re: Ripening Avocados
« Reply #73 on: March 31, 2009, 04:52:09 PM »
Yes I remember Blue Bags.
And scullery maids
And respect for old people. .  evil:

When you get old we will respect you  angel1
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Re: Ripening Avocados
« Reply #74 on: March 31, 2009, 05:56:30 PM »
But until then!!  eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin:
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