A classic case of denial

[Miss Demeanour]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1164232/They-weigh-80-stone-claim-thousands-benefits--work-Who-blame-Anyone-themselves.html

They weigh 80 stone, claim thousands in benefits - and can't work. Who do they blame? Anyone but themselves...Normally, it would be of no consequence what the Chawners eat.. But the family's eating habits - indeed entire living habits - became a matter of national debate recently when they granted an interview in a weekly gossip magazine about how their weight has been a barrier to any of them finding work

'We're the victims in all of this. It's not our fault we can't work. We've been accused of sitting around watching telly all day, well, it's just not true.
'We've both applied for hundreds of jobs. It's not our fault no one wants to employ fat people. Someone should be helping us, not accusing us.'

 

What a total waste of space this lot are - hope they sink in the folds of their own self pitying skin 

[Nick]

This guy is always worth reading

http://leg-iron.livejournal.com/154593.html

[Snoopy]

Sorry madam but Daily Mail readers should use the Conservative Club ~ Down to the end of the road and turn right. Tell the doorman I sent you. You'll know him by his splendid if somewhat dated uniform. The password is "Tilehurst"  

[Nick]

All gerls read the Mail. Well known fact

[Snoopy]

Completely missing the whole carefully constructed joke 

[Miss Demeanour]

Sorry madam but Daily Mail readers should use the Conservative Club ~ Down to the end of the road and turn right. Tell the doorman I sent you. You'll know him by his splendid if somewhat dated uniform. The password is "Tilehurst"  

I don't read any daily newspapers Snoops  

I'm sorry but not all of us can be put in a box and labelled  

[Snoopy]

I refer the Honourable Lady to the reply I gave early to the Member from The Wirral

[Miss Demeanour]

Noted and misunderstood 

[GROWLER]

I refer the Honourable Lady to the reply I gave early to the Member from The Wirral

That is so bad.

[Snoopy]

But geographically accurate

http://www.wirralsociety.net/

Yes I am aware that locally there have been attempts over the years to call it "Wirral" but The Wirral Peninsular is what it is and always will be.

[Nick]

I agree. And for some reason we live ON the Wirral 

[Uncle Mort]

I understood it Snoopy 

[Snoopy]

I'm so glad I am not the only one functioning this morning. 

[Nick]

Sorry madam but Daily Mail readers should use the Conservative Club ~ Down to the end of the road and turn right. Tell the doorman I sent you. You'll know him by his splendid if somewhat dated uniform. The password is "Tilehurst"  

I don't read any daily newspapers Snoops  

I'm sorry but not all of us can be put in a box and labelled  

Except if we are trying to save on airfares and send you by freight

[GROWLER]

I'm so glad I am not the only one functioning this morning. 

In THE Denbeighshire.