The Apprentice 09

[Miss Demeanour]

Give a man a fish and he'll feed his family for a day. Teach a man to fish and he'll spend every day by the river drinking beer.

Give a man a fish and he'll tell you about the one that got away  .

Teach a man to fish and he'll be unemployed for the rest of his days 

[Darwins Selection]

Give a man a fish and he'll feed his family for a day. Teach a man to fish and he'll spend every day by the river drinking beer.

Give a man a fish and he'll tell you about the one that got away  .

Teach a man to fish and he'll be unemployed for the rest of his days 

Give a woman a fish and you'll wish you hadn't.