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Re: The Apprentice 09
« Reply #30 on: June 09, 2009, 06:21:48 PM »
Who she? What she win? WTF are you on about?
Scottish eyebrows?
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Re: The Apprentice 09
« Reply #31 on: June 09, 2009, 06:28:49 PM »
I didn't watch it... LL did tho...  noooo:
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Re: The Apprentice 09
« Reply #32 on: June 09, 2009, 06:34:14 PM »
Who she? What she win? WTF are you on about?

Her

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Re: The Apprentice 09
« Reply #33 on: June 09, 2009, 06:34:57 PM »
Who she? What she win? WTF are you on about?

Her


She could've combed her hair...  noooo:
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Re: The Apprentice 09
« Reply #34 on: June 09, 2009, 06:35:31 PM »
He could've stood up  whistle:
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Re: The Apprentice 09
« Reply #35 on: June 09, 2009, 06:37:42 PM »
Who she? ~ Ugly looking bint anyway. Big Chin, Stupid Vacant Grin, Poor Stance ~ just imagine her in a few years time  sick2:

What she do? ~ marry the short arsed Amstrad manufacturer?
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Re: The Apprentice 09
« Reply #36 on: June 09, 2009, 06:41:20 PM »
He's paid her £100k to be with him for a year  rubschin:
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Re: The Apprentice 09
« Reply #37 on: June 09, 2009, 06:42:49 PM »
Who she? ~ Ugly looking bint anyway. Big Chin, Stupid Vacant Grin, Poor Stance ~ just imagine her in a few years time  sick2:

What she do? ~ marry the short arsed Amstrad manufacturer?
You are aware of the invention called 'television'; are you?  lol:
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Re: The Apprentice 09
« Reply #38 on: June 09, 2009, 06:45:06 PM »
Who she? ~ Ugly looking bint anyway. Big Chin, Stupid Vacant Grin, Poor Stance ~ just imagine her in a few years time  sick2:

What she do? ~ marry the short arsed Amstrad manufacturer?
You are aware of the invention called 'television'; are you?  lol:


Oh yes ~ ideal medium for watching cricket when I cannot get tickets to the ground.

Also an excellent baby sitter ~ keeps the children away from me for hours and hours.
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Re: The Apprentice 09
« Reply #39 on: June 09, 2009, 06:47:08 PM »
Cricket and fishing ...are the 2 biggest pointless waste of times that you could possibly indulge in  noooo:
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Re: The Apprentice 09
« Reply #40 on: June 09, 2009, 06:56:12 PM »
It would be pedantic to point out that "Wastes of time" is better English so I won't.

Cricket ~ Playing; an excellent way of spending a Sunday afternoon. Watching; an even more excellent way of passing the time in idleness.

Fishing ~ Absolutely the best way to spend a warm Sunday (or any other day) Just me, a rod, a river and nature. I can sleep peacefully from breakfast until the pubs open, have a good lunch and return to my slumbers for the afternoon and nobody will bother me because they think I am doing something.
Sometimes I even catch a few trout which make good eating grilled or smoked. Life cannot get better that a river bank with a bottle of something white in the keep-net so that the water passing over it keeps it at just the right temperature. I like a nice bottle of Muscadet personally.
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Re: The Apprentice 09
« Reply #41 on: June 09, 2009, 07:01:21 PM »
Cricket
Playing - just an excuse to stand around in a field for hours and do sweet sod all , except occasionally try and hit a ball or catch it. The excitement could be dangerous for anyone with a pacemaker  noooo:
Watching - just an excuse to get out of the house and drink a crate of Stella with your mates in quiet surroundings  noooo:

Fishing
just an excuse to sit on a wet river bank or round a paddling pool sized pond and finally get to wear your PVC boots and read your dirty mags in peace, eat maggots and watch the world go by
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Re: The Apprentice 09
« Reply #42 on: June 09, 2009, 07:08:00 PM »
Cricket
Playing - just an excuse to stand around in a field for hours and do sweet sod all , except occasionally try and hit a ball or catch it. The excitement could be dangerous for anyone with a pacemaker  noooo:
Watching - just an excuse to get out of the house and drink a crate of Stella with your mates in quiet surroundings  noooo:

Fishing
just an excuse to sit on a wet river bank or round a paddling pool sized pond and finally get to wear your PVC boots and read your dirty mags in peace, eat maggots and watch the world go by


Errrrr ~ I have a pacemaker thanks and I never use maggots these days, nor do I need to wear boots. Never take magazines or newspapers to the river bank. They only get blown about and disturb the peace.

You know I was horrified to see a young whippersnapper fishing whilst wearing a Walkman or some such device.
I asked if he was hard of hearing  redface: Such a shame to miss all the bird song and the sounds of the river. noooo:
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Re: The Apprentice 09
« Reply #43 on: June 09, 2009, 07:09:50 PM »
The youth today eh  noooo:

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Re: The Apprentice 09
« Reply #44 on: June 09, 2009, 07:12:58 PM »
Give a man a fish and he'll feed his family for a day. Teach a man to fish and he'll spend every day by the river drinking beer.
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