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I hope Brown is shitting himself!
TeensWe know that you’re too busy fighting off your biological urges and being l33t hax0rs to Get Involved, but politics is cool, m’kay?Nobody ever seems to do anything for The Kids! All the decisions are made by suits, man. That’s so lame!!! We know you think of yourselves as responsible citizens, but what you wanna do is turn that thought into an action, dudes.Get involved - to the extreme!The BBC politics for kids/teens site is, like, totally wacked! Ditto for the Parliament education site, which even has a section for younger yoof. Fanta-stick!YoungGov is totally the business for having your say, and there are even wicked Youth Parliament sites for the UK, Scotland and Europe.(Hey, chill with the anti-Europe vibes already! You totally won’t be able to wear the word ‘fcuk’ on your shirt anymore if we break our connection with France, y’dig? ROFFLE!)So, cut it with the bling bling and do something for the community, man. Join in and take action with any of the groovy sites we’ve listed, or just drop Tom a line for a quiet rap by the electronic e-mail. Tom’s well-up on the Interwebnet, and he won’t harsh your buzz or dis you down the line.WARNING: Getting involved in politics may cause premature ageing and a sudden loss of friends.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUsQdgt7w6M
Ed Balls ‘ran’ Labour’s smear unitED BALLS, the schools secretary, used Damian McBride, the disgraced spin doctor, to smear ministerial rivals and advance his own ambitions, a Downing Street whistleblower has claimed.In an explosive new twist to the e-mail affair, a No 10 insider has revealed that Balls was the mastermind behind a “dark arts” operation by McBride to undermine colleagues.He claims the education secretary is running a destabilising “shadow operation” inside Downing Street to clear his path for the party leadership if Labour loses the next election.The insider said: “There is now an operation within an operation at No 10 and it answers to Ed Balls.”
Downing St, Sat.Mandy: “Ed, come on in”Balls: “Peter, Gordon”Brown: “Sit down”Mandy: “Ed, we know you’re loyal to the project so we’d like you to take the rap for this smeargate business?”Balls: “why?”Brown: “So I can draw a fucking line under it”Mandy: “Gordon’s got to come out of this clean”Balls: “You want me to take the blame and resign?”Brown: “err no, not resign, I’ll sack you”Mandy: “Gordon rather missed a beat letting McBride walk… the press won’t let go”Brown: “After I win the election, rehab… I’ll give you the home office”Balls: “Well… I suppose…”Mandy: “Jolly good - I’ll call the Times.”
