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Offline The Moan Ranger

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Re: Waiting in for delivery men
« Reply #15 on: March 26, 2009, 11:05:10 AM »
Quote from: Nick on March 26, 2009, 11:03:35 AM
I know what they are after and they know I know.  evil:

I usually have to hold up the traffic after a visit so they can cross the road. It'll be the annual 'Presentation of the Ducklings' next, I know it   evil:

Telepathic ducks?  eeek:
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Re: Waiting in for delivery men
« Reply #16 on: March 26, 2009, 11:10:03 AM »
They are regulars! They come begging all summer. They seem to think I am a soft touch  evil:
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Re: Waiting in for delivery men
« Reply #17 on: March 26, 2009, 11:10:15 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 26, 2009, 10:46:45 AM
Are you sure you ordered a telephone Nick....

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Re: Waiting in for delivery men
« Reply #18 on: March 26, 2009, 11:11:33 AM »
Quote from: Nick on March 26, 2009, 11:10:03 AM
They are regulars! They come begging all summer. They seem to think I am soft in the head  evil:

Corrected for you  happy088
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Re: Waiting in for delivery men
« Reply #19 on: March 26, 2009, 11:40:24 AM »
Quote from: Nick on March 26, 2009, 11:03:35 AM
I know what they are after and they know I know.  evil:

I usually have to hold up the traffic after a visit so they can cross the road. It'll be the annual 'Presentation of the Ducklings' next, I know it   evil:
Aw bless!  cloud9:
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Re: Waiting in for delivery men
« Reply #20 on: March 26, 2009, 11:51:11 AM »
I ordered some bits for the Triumph. A package has just arrived. Minus the most important bits  evil:
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Re: Waiting in for delivery men
« Reply #21 on: March 26, 2009, 11:53:45 AM »
I may wave some orange sauce at them next time they come begging  eveilgrin:
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Re: Waiting in for delivery men
« Reply #22 on: March 26, 2009, 01:10:26 PM »
The packaging was damaged in transit, thus I lost the Spark Plugs and Workshop manual. I will have to re-order and pay for replacments  evil:
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Re: Waiting in for delivery men
« Reply #23 on: March 26, 2009, 01:10:51 PM »
It hasn't turned up yet
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Re: Waiting in for delivery men
« Reply #24 on: March 26, 2009, 01:24:56 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on March 26, 2009, 01:10:26 PM
The packaging was damaged in transit, thus I lost the Spark Plugs and Workshop manual. I will have to re-order and pay for replacements  evil:

That largely depends on (i) The T&Cs of the sale contract and (ii) How soon you want the plugs and manual. If you can wait then it's worth the fight, if you want them "yesterday" pay up and look big.
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Re: Waiting in for delivery men
« Reply #25 on: March 26, 2009, 01:25:43 PM »
Quote from: Nick on March 26, 2009, 01:10:51 PM
It hasn't turned up yet


Prolly frightened off by the Orange Sauce waving loony they saw as they tried to deliver
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Re: Waiting in for delivery men
« Reply #26 on: March 26, 2009, 01:26:01 PM »
The ducks are back, like  evil:
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Re: Waiting in for delivery men
« Reply #27 on: March 26, 2009, 02:02:40 PM »
Quote from: Nick on March 26, 2009, 01:10:51 PM
It hasn't turned up yet

I can tell you what's happened. Have a wander down the road and you'll see the delivery van with 2 terrified blokes in passing your parcel to one another saying

"You deliver it"

"No, you deliver it"

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Re: Waiting in for delivery men
« Reply #28 on: March 26, 2009, 02:06:24 PM »
The telephone has landed.  cloud9:

I have NOt read the manual  eveilgrin:
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Re: Waiting in for delivery men
« Reply #29 on: March 26, 2009, 02:07:49 PM »
I predict smoke signals from Nick Towers to Tesco customer support about a buggered phone soon.

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