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Mr Happy

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Goody Goody Gum Drops
« on: March 26, 2009, 09:33:27 PM »
I don't believe it, I go missing for give or take a year and come back to this!  Surely the death of such a retarded fucking leach is worthy of a celebration?

Barman, this round is on me!

Here's the fun bits:

"She looked lovely at her wedding, not a hair out of place"

"I know she's a Nazi but the skinhead is taking it a bit far"

"Scientists are still at a loss to a cure for Cancer but they've at least cured Goody"

"It's a bit like Diana innit" Mother Goody.

It takes a certain kind of individual to greet the news of her impending death with a phone call to the likes of Max Clifford.  The desire to earn money from it is truly awful but worsewas to follow.

Is that you Gordon Brown telling us of her bravery and how she should be held up as an example?  Tell you what you porridge eating skirt wearing fuck wit, try spending your days looking at the medical postcode lottery rather than blather on about someone truly undeserving.

Finally, those wenches that have vowed "i shall go and be checked now", don't fucking bother.  If it takes a troll like that to encourage you to do the blindingly fucking obvious the world is hardly likely to miss you.

Where's the grave, I'm in a dancing kind of a mood...


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Re: Goody Goody Gum Drops
« Reply #1 on: March 26, 2009, 09:47:00 PM »
So where you bin man?
I used to have a handle on life but it broke.

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Re: Goody Goody Gum Drops
« Reply #2 on: March 26, 2009, 09:58:07 PM »
Well the miserable bastards that i was stealing wireless tinterweb off went and put a password on it.  Work are looking for any excuse to get shut of me, far too dangerous!

On dial up now, who has some broadband tips?

God that's a depressing answer, scrub it...

I went out for a cheeky pint one afternoon and several speedboats, a white fiat panda in a french tunnel, and a picnic on a grassy knoll later and i returned on a rather old looking horse ridden by a chap called Lucan...


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Re: Goody Goody Gum Drops
« Reply #3 on: March 27, 2009, 06:20:56 AM »
Welcome back Mr. Happy!  ;D
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Re: Goody Goody Gum Drops
« Reply #4 on: March 27, 2009, 08:32:00 AM »
I suppose as you're not dead you want your golf clubs and lawnmower back?  sad32:

I'm afraid your collection of rare malt whisky all went 'off' while you were away.  whistle:

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Re: Goody Goody Gum Drops
« Reply #5 on: March 27, 2009, 08:34:30 AM »
Welcome home Mr Happy ...what time do you call this ? , where have you been til this time ? ,  have you been drinking ?, is that lipstick on your collar ??????

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Re: Goody Goody Gum Drops
« Reply #6 on: March 27, 2009, 09:44:26 AM »
Good Grief! it's Mr Happy.

BM, prepare the fatted calf goat.

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Re: Goody Goody Gum Drops
« Reply #7 on: March 27, 2009, 09:49:44 AM »
Good Grief! it's Mr Happy.

BM, prepare the fatted calf goat.
All prepared and ready Uncle...  happy088











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Re: Goody Goody Gum Drops
« Reply #8 on: March 27, 2009, 12:14:33 PM »
I don't believe it, I go missing for give or take a year and come back to this!  Surely the death of such a retarded fucking leach is worthy of a celebration?


I think we all felt rather guilty as when we first heard of her impending demise to a person our first thought was do I have her on my bingo card.  redface:

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Re: Goody Goody Gum Drops
« Reply #9 on: March 27, 2009, 02:44:51 PM »
I did.  lol:

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Re: Goody Goody Gum Drops
« Reply #10 on: March 27, 2009, 07:17:53 PM »
I did.  lol:

Me too  ;D

To add to Mr Happy's few...

What's the difference between Freddie Flintoff and Jack Tweed
Jack Tweed will have the ashes on the mantelpiece this summer

A guy went back to Blockbuster complaining, " I asked for Slumdog Millionaire and all I got was a f***ing Jade Goody DVD. "oh I'm sorry" said the assistant, "I thought you said some dog with no hair"
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Re: Goody Goody Gum Drops
« Reply #11 on: March 27, 2009, 08:17:03 PM »
I did.  lol:

Me too  ;D

To add to Mr Happy's few...

What's the difference between Freddie Flintoff and Jack Tweed
Jack Tweed will have the ashes on the mantelpiece this summer

A guy went back to Blockbuster complaining, " I asked for Slumdog Millionaire and all I got was a f***ing Jade Goody DVD. "oh I'm sorry" said the assistant, "I thought you said some dog with no hair"
lol: lol: lol:
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Re: Goody Goody Gum Drops
« Reply #12 on: March 27, 2009, 08:22:40 PM »
We shouldn't laugh.


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Re: Goody Goody Gum Drops
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Re: Goody Goody Gum Drops
« Reply #14 on: March 27, 2009, 11:17:03 PM »
Told a 'Goody' joke to Mini Moose the other day, and she went absolutely ballistic! eeek:  scared: