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Re: For the love of God, NOOOO!!!!!
« Reply #15 on: March 29, 2009, 10:34:19 PM »
I can't help wondering how the story about Jaqccuse's husband actually broke. Did someone spot a golden opportunity during a routine FOI request or was it leaked?


Personally my money is on Deep Throat whistle:
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« Reply #16 on: March 30, 2009, 11:04:29 AM »
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« Reply #17 on: March 30, 2009, 11:48:38 AM »
Great HYS comment on the BBC website.  lol:

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What is the subliminal message here? Free porn = safer neighbourhoods?

I may just vote Labour for the first time! Jacqui Smith and her man are visionaries.

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« Reply #18 on: March 30, 2009, 01:30:26 PM »
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Re: For the love of God, NOOOO!!!!!
« Reply #19 on: March 30, 2009, 01:36:58 PM »
Why else would anyone want to be a Labour MP? shrugs:
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Re: For the love of God, NOOOO!!!!!
« Reply #20 on: March 30, 2009, 01:40:22 PM »
There has to be an exception to the rule though hound. What about Dennis Skinner?
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« Reply #21 on: March 30, 2009, 01:41:45 PM »
He was a firebrand but is well past his sell by date. His pension is massive and safeguarded and he knows it
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Re: For the love of God, NOOOO!!!!!
« Reply #22 on: March 30, 2009, 01:47:34 PM »
To be honest I quite like Skinner so I don't begrudge him his pension. As for the rest of them:

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« Reply #23 on: March 30, 2009, 01:47:56 PM »
There has to be an exception to the rule though hound. What about Dennis Skinner?

One of the very few in the house who is at least honest but even he has had his card marked on occasions by the press.
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« Reply #24 on: March 30, 2009, 04:55:33 PM »
The thing that I find gruesomely ironic about the Jacqui Smith expenses claim is that she's the one taking the moral high ground on prostitution and porn while hubby is at home, 2nd home that is  ::) , availing himself of it ... (Euphemism #269)
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Re: For the love of God, NOOOO!!!!!
« Reply #25 on: March 30, 2009, 05:02:21 PM »
Looks Like Jaqccuse may not be much longer for the political world. Gordon gave his equivalent of a 'full support of the board' speech and said that claiming expenses for adult films should be a "personal matter".

What do you reckon folks? I'm estimating 2 weeks or one more embarrassing story.


And back on topic for a brief moment, not only has ballsup declared he would like No 11, his equally useless and moronic grasping harridan of a wife wants the No 10. job.  eeek:
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Re: For the love of God, NOOOO!!!!!
« Reply #26 on: March 30, 2009, 05:03:17 PM »
To be honest I quite like Skinner so I don't begrudge him his pension. As for the rest of them:

Labour = Living Assisted By Outrageous Undeserved Rewards.  cussing:

It's not just Labour MP's though is it ...lets face it in terms of expense claims they are all as bad as one another  noooo:

Time to just stop the gravy train for everyone and start again. Wonder how many would be interested in becoming or remaining an MP then ?
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Re: For the love of God, NOOOO!!!!!
« Reply #27 on: March 30, 2009, 05:06:33 PM »
The thing that I find gruesomely ironic about the Jacqui Smith expenses claim is that she's the one taking the moral high ground on prostitution and porn while hubby is at home, 2nd home that is  ::) , availing himself of it ... (Euphemism #269)

But having seen her ~ what would be your choice? Shag that or watch a porn movie and make love to the five fingered widow.

No contest ~ even Blunkett would turn her down  8)

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« Reply #28 on: March 30, 2009, 05:18:16 PM »
I have called Jacqui's husband and offered cut price Kleenex whistle:. Anyone want his number? eveilgrin:
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« Reply #29 on: March 30, 2009, 05:29:22 PM »
Isn't she a bloody mess ~ and we wonder why the ordinary populace look so awful.
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