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Offline Grumpmeister

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Re: The All new Monday ..help me get through the week thread....
« Reply #45 on: April 07, 2009, 03:04:25 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on April 07, 2009, 03:03:04 PM
aaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


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Re: The All new Monday ..help me get through the week thread....
« Reply #46 on: April 07, 2009, 03:06:55 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on April 07, 2009, 03:03:04 PM
aaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Oh dear...  happy100
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Re: The All new Monday ..help me get through the week thread....
« Reply #47 on: April 07, 2009, 03:07:43 PM »
Sounds like somebody has dropped a bollock and Miss D has just found out. whistle:
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Re: The All new Monday ..help me get through the week thread....
« Reply #48 on: April 07, 2009, 03:09:43 PM »
A major fucking (no apologies made for not disguising the word!!!) bollock to the friggin, unfucking believable tune of £94,000 which will have to be written off ......in my bastard name  Banghead Banghead Banghead

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Re: The All new Monday ..help me get through the week thread....
« Reply #49 on: April 07, 2009, 03:11:52 PM »
This calls for a bucket of popcorn

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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: The All new Monday ..help me get through the week thread....
« Reply #50 on: April 07, 2009, 03:14:18 PM »

It's not big enough Snoops - get me one I can drown in please  cry:
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Re: The All new Monday ..help me get through the week thread....
« Reply #51 on: April 07, 2009, 09:57:39 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on April 07, 2009, 03:03:04 PM
aaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
That reminds me...........For the next 60 seconds, I will conduct a test of the VP emergency broadcast equipment. AAAAHHHHH!!! Had this been a real emergency, the scream you just heard would be followed by lots more just like it. This concludes the test of the VP emergency broadcast equipment, we thank you for you co-operation.
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Re: The All new Monday ..help me get through the week thread....
« Reply #52 on: April 08, 2009, 06:05:01 AM »
Quote from: grumpyoldsoldier on April 07, 2009, 09:57:39 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on April 07, 2009, 03:03:04 PM
aaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
That reminds me...........For the next 60 seconds, I will conduct a test of the VP emergency broadcast equipment. AAAAHHHHH!!! Had this been a real emergency, the scream you just heard would be followed by lots more just like it. This concludes the test of the VP emergency broadcast equipment, we thank you for you co-operation.
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Re: The All new Monday ..help me get through the week thread....
« Reply #53 on: April 27, 2009, 07:22:26 AM »
Last Monday at work until June...

don't care that it's raining.....

don't care that I'm knackered

don't care , don't care , don't care  cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
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Re: The All new Monday ..help me get through the week thread....
« Reply #54 on: August 24, 2009, 08:34:10 AM »
It's Monday and I'm tired before I begin.......

Motivation urgently required......all reasonable suggestions or insights considered  rubschin:
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Re: The All new Monday ..help me get through the week thread....
« Reply #55 on: August 24, 2009, 08:38:36 AM »
Booze?
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Re: The All new Monday ..help me get through the week thread....
« Reply #56 on: August 24, 2009, 08:39:59 AM »
Not allowed to drink and work ( alcohol that is )  cry:
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Re: The All new Monday ..help me get through the week thread....
« Reply #57 on: August 24, 2009, 08:41:10 AM »
Sniff some glue?
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Re: The All new Monday ..help me get through the week thread....
« Reply #58 on: August 24, 2009, 08:41:50 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on August 24, 2009, 08:34:10 AM
It's Monday and I'm tired before I begin.......

Motivation urgently required......all reasonable suggestions or insights considered  rubschin:


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Re: The All new Monday ..help me get through the week thread....
« Reply #59 on: August 24, 2009, 08:45:17 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on August 24, 2009, 08:41:50 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on August 24, 2009, 08:34:10 AM
It's Monday and I'm tired before I begin.......

Motivation urgently required......all reasonable suggestions or insights considered  rubschin:


Go home?
Feign sickness like...?  rubschin:
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