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Offline Nick

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Re: The All new Monday ..help me get through the week thread....
« Reply #75 on: August 24, 2009, 10:20:27 AM »
Misnomer. They don't have any jobs  noooo:
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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: The All new Monday ..help me get through the week thread....
« Reply #76 on: August 24, 2009, 10:21:09 AM »
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Re: The All new Monday ..help me get through the week thread....
« Reply #77 on: August 24, 2009, 10:31:36 AM »
I have taken Wed / Thurs and Friday off as leave and it is a bank holiday weekend...suddenly feeling much better  cloud9:
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Re: The All new Monday ..help me get through the week thread....
« Reply #78 on: August 24, 2009, 10:41:58 AM »
Quote from: Nick on August 24, 2009, 10:20:27 AM
Misnomer. They don't have any jobs  noooo:

Too true.

They seem to like dishing out benefits, except to people like me.
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Re: The All new Monday ..help me get through the week thread....
« Reply #79 on: August 24, 2009, 10:43:25 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on August 24, 2009, 10:31:36 AM
I have taken Wed / Thurs and Friday off as leave and it is a bank holiday weekend...suddenly feeling much better  cloud9:

Hardly worth going in this week then.
Today, catching up.
Tomorrow, getting ready to leave.
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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: The All new Monday ..help me get through the week thread....
« Reply #80 on: August 24, 2009, 10:45:28 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on August 24, 2009, 10:31:36 AM
I have taken Wed / Thurs and Friday off as leave and it is a bank holiday weekend...suddenly feeling much better  cloud9:

Excellent plan, well thought out and executed. ;D





Come to think of it that could be a plan for your stroppy offensive employee. eveilgrin:
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Re: The All new Monday ..help me get through the week thread....
« Reply #81 on: August 24, 2009, 10:47:12 AM »
 lol: lol: lol:

I was meant to being interviewed for my job this week .....they have now put this back for another 2 weeks as the Director is off  evil:

So it is now on a Friday afteroon at 3.30 at the end of a full interview week. I will need to slap them awake before I begin  noooo:

Deep joy
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Re: The All new Monday ..help me get through the week thread....
« Reply #82 on: August 24, 2009, 10:57:46 AM »
Hypnotize them, should be easy if they are catatonic, then just tell them that you are the only person for the job, you deserve a pay rise and two extra weeks annual leave. Oh and a much better office a PC upgrade, mobile phone upgrade and use of a car.......Simples
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Re: The All new Monday ..help me get through the week thread....
« Reply #83 on: August 24, 2009, 11:08:43 AM »
Mmmmm .....not sure they would be too sympathetic to such a list of demands.

I could just cry - it is to be an all male panel  whistle:
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Re: The All new Monday ..help me get through the week thread....
« Reply #84 on: August 24, 2009, 11:23:25 AM »
Ohh cry and wear a low cut top, that would work deffo. ;)
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Re: The All new Monday ..help me get through the week thread....
« Reply #85 on: August 24, 2009, 11:34:50 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on August 24, 2009, 11:23:25 AM
Ohh cry and wear a low cut top, that would work deffo. ;)

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Re: The All new Monday ..help me get through the week thread....
« Reply #86 on: August 24, 2009, 11:46:08 AM »
Quote from: tel on August 24, 2009, 11:34:50 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant on August 24, 2009, 11:23:25 AM
Ohh cry and wear a low cut top, that would work deffo. ;)

 eeek:
Not you numbnuts!  lol:
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Re: The All new Monday ..help me get through the week thread....
« Reply #87 on: August 24, 2009, 11:48:42 AM »
Is that where I've been going wrong?
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Re: The All new Monday ..help me get through the week thread....
« Reply #88 on: August 24, 2009, 11:51:14 AM »
Quote from: tel on August 24, 2009, 11:48:42 AM
Is that where I've been going wrong?
Could be!  lol: lol: lol:
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Re: The All new Monday ..help me get through the week thread....
« Reply #89 on: August 24, 2009, 11:52:23 AM »
Quote from: Barman on August 24, 2009, 11:51:14 AM
Quote from: tel on August 24, 2009, 11:48:42 AM
Is that where I've been going wrong?
Could be!  lol: lol: lol:

OK, I'll cut out the crying.
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