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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #135 on: May 01, 2009, 02:50:37 PM »
Quote from: Nick on May 01, 2009, 02:48:26 PM
1. Mrs Nick is driving
2. We have to leave early  noooo:
3. The Boy is coming
4. We have nowhere to stay yet
5. Mrs Nick says we have to leave 'early' on Monday (fat chance)
6. The Car should be OK after its fuel flush and stuff
7. Um. Other stuff surely  noooo:

 eeek:

 scared2: scared2: scared2:

Do you fancy joining Pastis and I for lunch  lol:
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Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #136 on: May 01, 2009, 02:54:51 PM »
Are you offering a room for the night? Excellent. What is your address? We aren't much trouble  angel1
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Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #137 on: May 01, 2009, 02:56:09 PM »
I believe the offer was lunch  ;)

I don't think my house insurance would cover The Boy staying  scared2:
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Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #138 on: May 01, 2009, 02:58:07 PM »
Our insurance doesn't cover him either  noooo:  cry:

He gets a bill when he is 18. I have a spreadsheet. £11000 to date
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Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #139 on: May 22, 2009, 07:54:28 AM »
Right. Mrs Nick announces she has to be in work REALLY REALLY early. Has to be there by 7. She leaves at 7.20.  noooo:

I proceed in an orderly fashion: coffee, fag, make Boy's breakfast, ensure his saxophone and dinner money are ready.

Have shower. Make sure Boy's uniform is ready.
 angel1

8.25. Boy appears unto me nekkid. eeek:

Can you get dressed?

I have to go to school dressed as an Australian
 eeek:

Wot?

An Australian

What would that involve?

Surfing stuff
 rubschin:

Any other ideas?

Shorts?

And?

Um.....t-shirt?

Shorts are located.

I don't really feel like wearing shorts though
 Banghead

He has gone in shorts and a T shirt bearing the legend 'My Dad is stronger than your Dad'

Quite what the school expects in the way of Australianness is beyond me








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Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #140 on: May 22, 2009, 08:00:57 AM »
A hat with corks like...  ::)
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Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #141 on: May 22, 2009, 08:01:38 AM »
you should have left him nekkid. A bit of black boot polish and voila an Aboriginal.
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Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #142 on: May 22, 2009, 08:02:58 AM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on May 22, 2009, 08:01:38 AM
you should have left him nekkid. A bit of black boot polish and voila an Aboriginal.

 lol: lol: lol:

And sent him off to school on his own as part of his 'Walkabout' like!  happy088
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Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #143 on: May 22, 2009, 08:04:17 AM »
12 pack of Fosters in his lunch box ?
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Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #144 on: May 22, 2009, 08:04:48 AM »
Put Wichity Bugs in his packed lunch. happy088
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Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #145 on: May 22, 2009, 08:28:46 AM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on May 22, 2009, 08:04:48 AM
Put Wichity Bugs in his packed lunch. happy088
lol: lol: lol:

Send him to school with Jenny Agutter...  eyes:
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Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #146 on: May 22, 2009, 08:33:40 AM »
I would rather he left her here  eyes:

I could give her a Hob Nob
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Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #147 on: May 22, 2009, 09:07:55 AM »
Quote from: Nick on May 22, 2009, 08:33:40 AM
I would rather he left her here  eyes:

I could give her a Hob Nob
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Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #148 on: May 22, 2009, 10:07:51 AM »
Quote from: Nick on May 22, 2009, 08:33:40 AM
I would rather he left her here  eyes:

I could give her a Hob Nob

The " eyes:" throws the whole Paul Mcartney story in a different light!!!!  eeek:
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Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #149 on: May 22, 2009, 10:08:08 AM »
 eeek:
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