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Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #210 on: June 22, 2009, 11:07:50 AM »
I wanted to collect some water for the garden from a friend's well...

So, I loaded my one tonne tank on the back of my truck and tied it all down, ready to set off.

Click - completely flat battery.  Banghead

So, faffed about manoeuvring another vehicle into the driveway and jump started the truck.

Set off down the village and across the fields to the well... it has a mahoosive 7KW three phase pump that sucks the water up from about 100m below ground.

Put the pipe in the tank and pressed the start button. I have to run from the pump control to the truck as the water comes out at such great pressure the hose will come out of the tank and dance around the fields like a demented snake.

So I grabbed the hose and held it in the tank when BANG one of the main 6" hoses split sending a mahoosive column of water about 100m into the air, all over me and all over the three phase power cables that link to the pump!  scared2:

I was lucky to escape with my life...  noooo:

Is that all?  noooo:
Wasn't that enough...?

And Tinks is here now (she sends her regard). Why oh why did they have to chat on the 'phone for ten hours this morning if she was coming round this arvo?  Banghead

Say hello to Tinks for me then ~  rubschin: Is that one regard to share among us or one for each of us?
She only had one - she went to the shops but forgot to take her purse apparently...  noooo:
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Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #211 on: June 22, 2009, 11:08:44 AM »
It was for me.

Me, me, me, me, me, me.  ::)
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Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #212 on: June 22, 2009, 03:08:42 PM »
I wanted to collect some water for the garden from a friend's well...

So, I loaded my one tonne tank on the back of my truck and tied it all down, ready to set off.

Click - completely flat battery.  Banghead

So, faffed about manoeuvring another vehicle into the driveway and jump started the truck.

Set off down the village and across the fields to the well... it has a mahoosive 7KW three phase pump that sucks the water up from about 100m below ground.

Put the pipe in the tank and pressed the start button. I have to run from the pump control to the truck as the water comes out at such great pressure the hose will come out of the tank and dance around the fields like a demented snake.

So I grabbed the hose and held it in the tank when BANG one of the main 6" hoses split sending a mahoosive column of water about 100m into the air, all over me and all over the three phase power cables that link to the pump!  scared2:

I was lucky to escape with my life...  noooo:

Is that all?  noooo:
I've put my shoulder out now... moving a mattress like... and I have an ear infection...  noooo:
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Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #213 on: June 22, 2009, 03:11:41 PM »
All you do is moan  noooo:
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Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #214 on: June 22, 2009, 03:14:53 PM »
How the hell can you get an ear infection from moving a mattress?  noooo:
Like the Buddhist said to the hot dog vendor...
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Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #215 on: June 22, 2009, 03:15:15 PM »
All you do is moan  noooo:
lol: lol: lol: Fat lot of good that it does me...
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Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #216 on: June 22, 2009, 03:15:28 PM »
LL was shouting at him a lot?  shrugs:
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Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #217 on: June 22, 2009, 03:15:49 PM »
How the hell can you get an ear infection from moving a mattress?  noooo:
I didn't get th- oh dear...  noooo:
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Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #218 on: June 22, 2009, 03:18:47 PM »
ear wig's
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Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #219 on: June 22, 2009, 03:19:49 PM »
 drumroll:


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Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #220 on: June 22, 2009, 03:20:42 PM »
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Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #221 on: June 22, 2009, 03:50:13 PM »
I mostly despair

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Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #222 on: June 22, 2009, 04:10:56 PM »
ear wig's


Personally I would not have mentioned BM's ear wigs Miss D, (he's a tad sensitive about them) but now that you have, I feel that it's OK to post this picture of him wearing his latest acquisitions.





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Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #223 on: June 22, 2009, 04:12:25 PM »
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Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #224 on: June 22, 2009, 04:22:15 PM »
ear wig's


Personally I would not have mentioned BM's ear wigs Miss D, (he's a tad sensitive about them) but now that you have, I feel that it's OK to post this picture of him wearing his latest acquisitions.







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You would need a lot of Brylcreme to make a comb-over out of those.
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