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Offline Nick

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Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #255 on: June 29, 2009, 07:57:13 AM »
 evil:

And hang about talking rubbish with a load of 10 year olds all day?

Oh, hang on  redface:
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Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #256 on: June 29, 2009, 08:00:11 AM »
 Very good Miss D ;D


Nick, Why are they having a 'Dress in the Colours of the Union Flag Day'

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Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #257 on: June 29, 2009, 08:06:46 AM »
It seems there are 2 South African teachers visiting the skool, so they are having a British Day (to make them feel at home?)  whacky115

Anyhoo, they just left  noooo:
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Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #258 on: June 29, 2009, 08:24:10 AM »
Who, the South Africans? then they will miss all the fun.  ;)
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Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #259 on: June 29, 2009, 08:28:02 AM »
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Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #260 on: July 08, 2009, 06:48:03 AM »
Today The Boy has an induction day at his new skool. Mrs Nick decrees that they must leave at 7.30 to get there in plenty of time.

It is now 7.46. The Boy is wandering about undressed and Mrs Nick is in the shower  noooo:

There is only one other Boy going to this new skool from the Boy's current skool. That's nice.








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Pity his parents set the police on us!








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Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #261 on: July 08, 2009, 06:56:19 AM »
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Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #262 on: July 08, 2009, 06:58:17 AM »
7.56 Argument over clothing
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Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #263 on: July 08, 2009, 07:00:42 AM »
I wandered, bleary eyed, downstairs this morning. Last night I had penned the puppies in the kitchen - easier to clean up that way.

The bastards somehow got out as I discovered when my bare left foot trod in a puddle of piss and then my right foot in something more solid  evil:
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Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #264 on: July 08, 2009, 07:01:11 AM »
Welcome to Nick World  noooo:
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Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #265 on: July 08, 2009, 07:02:02 AM »
8.01 Argument over the tie
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Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #266 on: July 08, 2009, 07:07:23 AM »
The two boys will prolly turn out to be the best of friends and in years to come reflect fondly on how they had come to be such good mates.....

"Do you remember when you tried to beat the **** out of me "


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Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #267 on: July 08, 2009, 07:09:51 AM »
Quote
"Do you remember when you tried to beat the **** out of me "
, laughed Nick to the other father, more like  evil:
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Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #268 on: July 08, 2009, 07:14:11 AM »
Hey -  if the kids know it winds the parents up , even more reason to form such a bond  whistle:
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Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #269 on: July 08, 2009, 07:19:06 AM »
8.16 Squealing tyres

I advised Mrs Nick to sort out his uniform and skool bag last night (all hidden in safe places). Inevitably we are scrabbling about for fvcking shirts and suchlike at 8.10.

They will now hit the skool run traffic + an extra 200 nervy parents/cars en route to said induction day  noooo:
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