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Mr Happy

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Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #90 on: April 03, 2009, 06:35:13 PM »
Oooh you could have applied some modern parenting.

"OK son, go and hide.  In 30 seconds I'll come looking and if you're found you'll get a slapped arse"

If he succeeds then he's learnt his lesson...
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Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #91 on: April 03, 2009, 06:35:58 PM »
You know nothing of what you burble  evil:

Neigbour 1: Husband away and 2 small kids to get to bed + big barking dog. Not Mrs Happy  evil:
Neighbour 2: Broken leg in plaster, husband away, puppy in house
Neighbour 3: Elderly with mentally bonkers son and wife recovering from stroke

I would have murdered him!
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Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #92 on: April 03, 2009, 06:40:16 PM »

Sounds like a perfect target audience, has he considered a future in selling double glazing?


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Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #93 on: April 03, 2009, 06:40:39 PM »
Fook off!  evil:
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Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #94 on: April 03, 2009, 06:42:59 PM »
Quote from: Nick on April 03, 2009, 06:35:58 PM
husband away, puppy in house
OMO + brand new euphemism.  happ096
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Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #95 on: April 03, 2009, 06:43:43 PM »
Go and sort your turnips out  evil:
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Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #96 on: April 03, 2009, 06:48:24 PM »
Quote from: Nick on April 03, 2009, 06:43:43 PM
Go and sort your turnips out  evil:

HRT wearing off is it?
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Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #97 on: April 03, 2009, 06:50:44 PM »
Turnip. Vaseline. Insert.

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Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #98 on: April 03, 2009, 08:32:08 PM »
If he really meant it he'd omitted the vaseline  ;)
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Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #99 on: April 06, 2009, 07:29:53 AM »
2 weeks off from 'The Routine'

You must positively be full of the joys this morning then Nick  whistle:

Now - what plans have you to keep the boy entertained and away from the computer during his Easter hols?
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Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #100 on: April 06, 2009, 07:37:11 AM »
It isn't going to matter what Nick has planned Miss D, we all know the boy will be one step ahead of him whistle:
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Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #101 on: April 06, 2009, 08:45:48 AM »
Mercifully Mrs Nick has to go to Scallypool (to werk) today and is taking him with her  eveilgrin:

(more fool her, but....)
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Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #102 on: April 06, 2009, 08:49:20 AM »
Quote from: Nick on April 06, 2009, 08:45:48 AM
Mercifully Mrs Nick has to go to Scallypool (to werk) today and is taking him with her  eveilgrin:

(more fool her, but....)
Most excellent Nick... result...  happy088
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Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #103 on: April 06, 2009, 08:49:57 AM »
What can possibly go wrong?  rubschin:
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Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #104 on: April 06, 2009, 08:51:16 AM »
Quote from: Nick on April 06, 2009, 08:49:57 AM
What can possibly go wrong?  rubschin:
You could get caught...  whistle:
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