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Offline Nick

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The Morning 'Routine'
« on: March 30, 2009, 08:03:24 AM »
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I am not at my best first thing in the morning, therefore I have a routine.

Before going to bed at night I ensure that The Boy's school uniform is ready. This prevents ghastly sock hunts in the monring.

At 7.30 I get up and proceed downstairs. I turn the compooter on en route. spider:

7.35: Coffee and a fag.  cloud9:

7.40: Make sure the Boy's breakfast is ready and ensure that his school bag contains the necessary stuff (lunch money, music, PE kit, homework etc.)  angel1

7.45 Proceed in direction of shower. Ensure that Mrs Nick and The Boy are awake

7.55 emerge from shower and get dressed. angel1

 
8.00 Wake Mrs Nick andn The Boy AGAIN   cussing:

8.20 Yell to Mrs Nick and The Boy that it's nearly 8.30  cussing:

8.30 Boy appears (tousled) and complains about nature of breakfast (daily ocurrence whatever it happens to be)

8.40: They should have left for skool at 8.35. Mrs Nick appears looking confused.

8.45 Boy, getting dressed has lost one sock down the back of a radiator  cussing: HOW?!?!

8.46 Begin sock hunt

8.50 Mrs Nick appears with wet hair and starts yelling 'Where are my specs? Where are my keys?'
I inform her of their location. 'Well what are they doing there?'

8.55 Time to go. Boy announces he has failed to brush teeth.  Banghead

8.57. Boy fails to locate skool shoes. Boy announces his saxophone is broken, so he is not taking it in for his 9.30 a.m. lesson  cussing:

8.58. Mrs Nick loses handbag  Banghead Banghead

8.59 Depart in squeal of tyres.

8.59 and a half: Return to collect forgotten school bag  Angry9:

Why does some effing variation on this train crash HAPPEN EVERY DAY?  Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9:

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Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #1 on: March 30, 2009, 08:10:29 AM »
Waking up The Boy is one thing, ensuring he gets up is another. Stand there until he is out of bed - do not take any bs about 5 more minutes.

As for Mrs Nick - she is responsible for her own actions  noooo:

Wake her and then leave her. If she's late then it's her own fault.

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Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #2 on: March 30, 2009, 08:11:33 AM »
She is always late  noooo:

If only people would do exactly as I tell them when I tell them to do it life would be much easier for all concerned  cussing:
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Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #3 on: March 30, 2009, 08:18:45 AM »
I am presuming the school is not within walking distance and therefore you could not get The Boy up and to school  yourself.

Expecting people to do exactly as you tell them could be a tad unrealistic  lol: - but if behaviour patterns persist and people aren't prepared to change those patterns then they have to accept the consequences.

Tough love for Mrs Nick  scared2:

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Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #4 on: March 30, 2009, 08:20:32 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 30, 2009, 08:18:45 AM


Expecting people to do exactly as you tell them could be a tad unrealistic

No. Really? Well knock me down! ::)
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Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #5 on: March 30, 2009, 08:23:56 AM »
Quote from: GROWLER on March 30, 2009, 08:20:32 AM
No. Really? Well knock me down! ::)

Not sure if I'm capable  lol:

But this principle really does work along the lines of I'm right and you're wrong  - a dangerous strategy indeed  noooo:
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Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #6 on: March 30, 2009, 08:29:27 AM »
You work from home.

You don't have to get up at 7:30am

You cannot take The Boy to school.

Mrs Nick has to get up to go to work and take The Boy to school.



Therefore it's not your problem.
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Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #7 on: March 30, 2009, 08:29:54 AM »
Have just found a sock. He has gone to skool wearing only one sock  Banghead Banghead Banghead
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Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #8 on: March 30, 2009, 08:31:14 AM »
Quote from: Nick on March 30, 2009, 08:29:54 AM
Have just found a sock. He has gone to skool wearing only one sock  Banghead Banghead Banghead

Dress as a tramp day is it?
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Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #9 on: March 30, 2009, 08:32:04 AM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on March 30, 2009, 08:29:27 AM
You work from home.

You don't have to get up at 7:30am

You cannot take The Boy to school.

Mrs Nick has to get up to go to work and take The Boy to school.



Therefore it's not your problem.

If only. Mind you, I am going away for a few days soon for werk, like. At least I shall be at a safe distance from the inevitable chaos  eveilgrin:
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Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #10 on: March 30, 2009, 08:32:56 AM »
Quote from: GROWLER on March 30, 2009, 08:31:14 AM
Quote from: Nick on March 30, 2009, 08:29:54 AM
Have just found a sock. He has gone to skool wearing only one sock  Banghead Banghead Banghead

Dress as a tramp day is it?

At the moment of departure for skool he can appear reasonably respectable. By the end of the day he does look like a tramp.  evil:
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Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #11 on: March 30, 2009, 08:34:20 AM »
Quote from: Nick on March 30, 2009, 08:32:04 AM
If only. Mind you, I am going away for a few days soon for werk, like. At least I shall be at a safe distance from the inevitable chaos  eveilgrin:

It will still be your fault  noooo: - make sure your mobile is not charged or is turned off in the mornings  whistle:
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Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #12 on: March 30, 2009, 08:35:15 AM »
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It will still be your fault
 

HOwever did you guess?  rubschin:
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Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #13 on: March 30, 2009, 08:53:23 AM »
'ome education  whistle:

Boys & I stay in bed or in front of TV until THW and MAHW have sorted themselves out.
If THW misses bus due to excessive faffing MAHW takes her in by car. Boys and I take the piss  (pretend sobbing, waving of hankies etc) 8)
We then enjoy leisurely manly breakfasts and ablutions before settling into our day at about ten(ish).

Currently I am half way through ablutions taking time out to type this and the boys are making their beds.

Lord knows where MAHW is (faffing in the utiity room from the sound of it ~ or we have a pig hunting for truffles in there. On balance it will be her searching for something). THW is safely at school (or at least she got on the bus and we haven't heard to the contrary)
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Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #14 on: March 30, 2009, 08:57:09 AM »
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If THW misses bus due to excessive faffing MAHW takes her in by car. Boys and I take the piss  (pretend sobbing, waving of hankies etc)



 lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:

I must try that  eveilgrin:
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