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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #15 on: March 30, 2009, 09:01:13 AM »
It's been nice knowing you  eeek:
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Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #16 on: March 30, 2009, 09:57:06 PM »
7.30, that's a weekend lie in at the Happy House!

Eldest having yet to reach the age of seven he still wakes up with the joys of childhood and is yet to realise the trivial pointlessness of the education system.

Nick, could i suggest a change of the clocks, nothing so mundane as setting them forward half an hour though, go the whole hog and set every single clock differently in a vast range.  In Mrs Nicks confusion shove her into the car in her nighty and release the handbrake.  People will change given the right 'encouragement'...

 
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Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #17 on: March 31, 2009, 06:51:43 AM »
Good plan. It is all happening again this morning, but in a different order  evil:
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Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #18 on: March 31, 2009, 07:15:28 AM »
Go for a walk and leave them do it.

Come back after 9 o 'clock and just clear up the debris.

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Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #19 on: March 31, 2009, 07:16:10 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 31, 2009, 07:15:28 AM
Go for a walk and leave them do it.

Come back after 9 o 'clock and just clear up the debris.


Wot she said like....  happy088
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Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #20 on: March 31, 2009, 07:16:19 AM »
We all have to leave the house together this morning  evil:

It is going to be a long day  noooo:
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Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #21 on: March 31, 2009, 07:18:57 AM »
Quote from: Nick on March 31, 2009, 07:16:19 AM
We all have to leave the house together this morning  evil:

It is going to be a long day  noooo:
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Hurry back...  sad24:
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Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #22 on: March 31, 2009, 07:24:11 AM »
I have to go with The Boy for a trial visit to his new school  evil:
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Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #23 on: March 31, 2009, 07:24:30 AM »
Quote from: Nick on March 31, 2009, 07:16:19 AM
We all have to leave the house together this morning  evil:

It is going to be a long day  noooo:

Go and sit in the car - turn the radio on or even better plug yourself into a personal radio music player. Let the madness carry on in the house and just wait patiently outside until the 2 mattress deprived members of your household decide to join you.

You will inevitably get it in the ear - just turn the volume up  whistle:
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Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #24 on: March 31, 2009, 07:26:24 AM »
Quote from: Nick on March 31, 2009, 07:24:11 AM
I have to go with The Boy for a trial visit to his new school  evil:

Take a lawyer.  ;)
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Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #25 on: March 31, 2009, 07:27:55 AM »
The Boy has just got up. We have to leave in 8 minutes  noooo:

I am going out to the garden  evil:
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Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #26 on: March 31, 2009, 07:35:06 AM »
It's like an episode of 24 but in minutes not hours  lol:
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Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #27 on: March 31, 2009, 07:39:04 AM »
 lol: ~ Wot's 24?
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Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #28 on: March 31, 2009, 07:47:24 AM »
We are now late  evil:
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Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #29 on: March 31, 2009, 07:53:28 AM »
No you're not ~ you haven't left. Surely you will only be late when you arrive ...... errrrr..... late
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