Disgusterous
« previous next »
Pages: 1 ... 3 4 [5] 6 7 ... 28   Go Down

Author Topic: The Morning 'Routine'  (Read 15959 times)

0 Members and 6 Guests are viewing this topic.

Offline Miss Demeanour

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 36015
  • Reputation: 2
Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #60 on: March 31, 2009, 06:06:35 PM »
You have our backing ...from the safety of behind the board of course  lol:
Logged
Skubber

Offline Nick

  • Needs to get out more...
  • ******
  • Posts: 109323
  • Reputation: -115
Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #61 on: March 31, 2009, 06:09:44 PM »
Mrs Nick is scarey  scared2:
Logged
Warning: May contain Skub
Cat sitter extraordinaire
Semi-professional crocodile

Offline Miss Demeanour

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 36015
  • Reputation: 2
Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #62 on: March 31, 2009, 06:13:34 PM »
There are those here that would say you are too..... in an entirely different way   lol:

Not me of course  angel1
Logged
Skubber

Offline Nick

  • Needs to get out more...
  • ******
  • Posts: 109323
  • Reputation: -115
Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #63 on: March 31, 2009, 07:33:30 PM »
But she is  scared2:
Logged
Warning: May contain Skub
Cat sitter extraordinaire
Semi-professional crocodile

Offline Snoopy

  • Administrator
  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 54191
  • Reputation: 0
  • In the Prime of Senility
Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #64 on: March 31, 2009, 07:34:25 PM »
She is tiny ~ you, on the other hand, are hooge
Logged
I used to have a handle on life but it broke.

Offline Nick

  • Needs to get out more...
  • ******
  • Posts: 109323
  • Reputation: -115
Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #65 on: March 31, 2009, 07:36:09 PM »
Black widow spiders are tiny, but I would run a mile waving my hands about.

Size is not the isshoooo  scared2:
Logged
Warning: May contain Skub
Cat sitter extraordinaire
Semi-professional crocodile

Offline Miss Demeanour

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 36015
  • Reputation: 2
Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #66 on: March 31, 2009, 07:39:14 PM »
Logged
Skubber

grumpyoldsoldier

  • Guest
Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #67 on: March 31, 2009, 09:16:42 PM »
Size matters especially when choosing LCD tv's
Logged

Offline Miss Demeanour

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 36015
  • Reputation: 2
Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #68 on: April 01, 2009, 07:34:54 AM »
Quote from: grumpyoldsoldier on March 31, 2009, 09:16:42 PM
Size matters especially when choosing LCD tv's

A man after my own heart   cloud9:
Logged
Skubber

Offline GROWLER

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 17808
  • Reputation: 0
Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #69 on: April 01, 2009, 07:41:34 AM »
Quote from: Nick on March 31, 2009, 06:09:44 PM
Mrs Nick is scarey  scared2:

...and you're a mouse. Simple really in'it? I rest my case. ::)

Swap wives for a week and we'll see what the outcome is ey?

I predict that you'd end up in a mental institution, and I'd end up in clink.
Logged

Offline Nick

  • Needs to get out more...
  • ******
  • Posts: 109323
  • Reputation: -115
Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #70 on: April 01, 2009, 07:44:48 AM »
I am on strike. They have just woken up. I predict half an hour of screaming chaos  eveilgrin:
Logged
Warning: May contain Skub
Cat sitter extraordinaire
Semi-professional crocodile

Offline Miss Demeanour

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 36015
  • Reputation: 2
Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #71 on: April 01, 2009, 07:46:12 AM »
Quote from: GROWLER on April 01, 2009, 07:41:34 AM
Swap wives for a week and we'll see what the outcome is ey?

 Popcorn:
Logged
Skubber

Offline GROWLER

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 17808
  • Reputation: 0
Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #72 on: April 01, 2009, 08:07:52 AM »
Quote from: Nick on April 01, 2009, 07:44:48 AM
I am on strike. They have just woken up. I predict half an hour of screaming chaos  eveilgrin:

Which YOU'LL have to endure because YOU didn't put a bomb behind them initially.

WTF is up with you man mouse?  Banghead
 If it was this bad in the Growler household, bowls of overnight cooled water would have been launched over the pair of them an hour ago...after a ten second warning, me being reasonable and understanding like.
You really need to get to grips with this ongoing morning pantomine. Don't expect any sympathy you raging useless plant pot.  noooo:
Logged

Offline Nick

  • Needs to get out more...
  • ******
  • Posts: 109323
  • Reputation: -115
Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #73 on: April 01, 2009, 08:13:05 AM »
Oh it got better!!  eveilgrin:

I was enjoying a relaxing bath when Mrs Nick appeared looking puzzled. 'What time is it?' 'About 9   angel1'

SHe stares at her watch in disbelief. 'This says 8'

'Did you put it forward at the weekend like?'  angel1

 point:

That was when the running and screaming began. eveilgrin: They left the house 4 minutes later, her with wet hair and him without his school bag  eveilgrin:
Logged
Warning: May contain Skub
Cat sitter extraordinaire
Semi-professional crocodile

Offline Barman

  • Administrator
  • Needs to get out more...
  • *****
  • Posts: 154222
  • Reputation: -50
  • Since 1960...
    • Virtual Pub!
Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #74 on: April 01, 2009, 08:16:19 AM »
Quote from: Nick on April 01, 2009, 08:13:05 AM
Oh it got better!!  eveilgrin:

I was enjoying a relaxing bath when Mrs Nick appeared looking puzzled. 'What time is it?' 'About 9   angel1'

SHe stares at her watch in disbelief. 'This says 8'

'Did you put it forward at the weekend like?'  angel1

 point:

That was when the running and screaming began. eveilgrin: They left the house 4 minutes later, her with wet hair and him without his school bag  eveilgrin:

 lol: lol: lol: lol:

I'm sure you'll pay for that later... but it would have been worth it like...  ;)
Logged
Pro Skub  Thumbs:
Pages: 1 ... 3 4 [5] 6 7 ... 28   Go Up
« previous next »