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Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #150 on: May 22, 2009, 10:08:54 AM »
 eeek: indeed!
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Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #151 on: May 22, 2009, 10:24:33 AM »
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Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #152 on: May 22, 2009, 11:13:24 AM »
You could have given him a portable BBQ and a box of matches  whistle:
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Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #153 on: May 22, 2009, 11:14:56 AM »
 Banghead

I wish I had thought of that at 8.25 this morning!  Banghead
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Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #154 on: May 22, 2009, 11:17:57 AM »
We wondered yesterday why the local kids were all going to school dressed in a bizarre fashion ~ since the boys no longer attend we don't get to know of these joys. It is an INSECT day here so presumably this "Citizens of the World" idea is happening all over the place this week.

I have just told Minor to go wash his mouth out with soap because when I told him the explanation of yesterday's observations deduced from your post he said "Thank f*ck I am out of than stupidity". I appreciate the sentiment but not the means of expression.
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Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #155 on: June 05, 2009, 08:34:14 AM »
Yet again!  cussing:

Mrs Nick arrives back from skool to inform me that he has to go in today 'dressed in blue'!

Frantic hunt for jeans and stuff  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
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Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #156 on: June 05, 2009, 08:37:25 AM »
Quote from: Nick on June 05, 2009, 08:34:14 AM
Yet again!  cussing:

Mrs Nick arrives back from skool to inform me that he has to go in today 'dressed in blue'!

Frantic hunt for jeans and stuff  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead

Put him in white overalls with your ballpoint pen in the top pocket. Sorted.
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Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #157 on: June 05, 2009, 08:40:11 AM »
Quote from: Nick on June 05, 2009, 08:34:14 AM
Yet again!  cussing:

Mrs Nick arrives back from skool to inform me that he has to go in today 'dressed in blue'!

Frantic hunt for jeans and stuff  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead

Is it National Depression day  rubschin:
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Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #158 on: June 05, 2009, 08:40:46 AM »
Summat to do with water, apparently. A wash would have been enough  noooo:
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Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #159 on: June 05, 2009, 08:44:41 AM »
Quote from: Nick on June 05, 2009, 08:40:46 AM
Summat to do with water, apparently. A wash would have been enough  noooo:

Blue Nile probably.

Expect a terrorist incident.
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Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #160 on: June 05, 2009, 09:10:27 AM »
Quote from: Nick on June 05, 2009, 08:34:14 AM
Yet again!  cussing:

Mrs Nick arrives back from skool to inform me that he has to go in today 'dressed in blue'!

Frantic hunt for jeans and stuff  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead

Speak to the school secretary, as I did, and issue her with a number of envelopes addressed to yourself and with stamps on them. Tell her that she must use these to send you a copy of every "news letter" that the school hand out to pupils. The School Secs get used to this in pretty short order, at least the ones I have done it to have. It's either that or you have to apply thumbscrews to the child every evening as well as go through his pockets, lunch box and school bag ~ and that does not guarantee success as the little sods either leave them notes at school or put them in their PE Bags which most schools insist (to prevent the "Please Sir I forgot my kit" excuse) are left at school and only brought home for washing once a term.
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Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #161 on: June 05, 2009, 09:11:56 AM »
Our newsletters all come by e mail. The one notifying us of this came three weeks ago. The Boy ought to have reminded us!  Angry9:
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Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #162 on: June 05, 2009, 09:14:47 AM »
 doh:
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Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #163 on: June 05, 2009, 09:18:57 AM »
Quote from: Nick on June 05, 2009, 09:11:56 AM
Our newsletters all come by e mail. The one notifying us of this came three weeks ago. The Boy ought to have reminded us!  Angry9:

But you or Mrs Nick did read it 3 weeks ago then .... rubschin:
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Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #164 on: June 05, 2009, 09:19:44 AM »
Am I supposed to remember everything?  evil:

Including, I realise, that it is his sister's birthday tomorrow!  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
« Last Edit: June 05, 2009, 09:25:13 AM by Nick »
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