Plan for today was to ride down to the village (on my pushbike), get the post, get cash from the bank,. pay the water bill then ride to the chemist and get LL's latest prescription...
Miss D will confirm that there is a mahoooosive hill between the chemist and my house - a major climb in a car let alone a bloody bike.
I've been ready hours, but I need the water bill and the prescription from LL before I can go... she is faffing!
Now she is on the 'phone to Tinks talking shite about nothing...
Now she is telling her that I am going down to the village on my bike!
The annoying thing is that when I get back, all hot and sweaty like she will say "you shouldn't go out on your bike when it is so hot".
It bastard wasn't hot when I was ready first thing!