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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #225 on: June 22, 2009, 04:22:35 PM »
What Shrugs:  Did you really think that no one else knows why you are still wearing that bucket on your head?
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Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #226 on: June 22, 2009, 04:26:49 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 22, 2009, 04:22:15 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on June 22, 2009, 04:10:56 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on June 22, 2009, 03:18:47 PM
ear wig's


Personally I would not have mentioned BM's ear wigs Miss D, (he's a tad sensitive about them) but now that you have, I feel that it's OK to post this picture of him wearing his latest acquisitions.







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You would need a lot of Brylcreme to make a comb-over out of those.
Or you could make some rather slick sideburns...  rubschin:
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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #227 on: June 22, 2009, 04:26:58 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 22, 2009, 04:22:15 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on June 22, 2009, 04:10:56 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on June 22, 2009, 03:18:47 PM
ear wig's


Personally I would not have mentioned BM's ear wigs Miss D, (he's a tad sensitive about them) but now that you have, I feel that it's OK to post this picture of him wearing his latest acquisitions.







 eeek:

You would need a lot of Brylcreme to make a comb-over out of those.

It's not Brylcreme that he uses DS, he renders down the goat carcasses. scared2:
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Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #228 on: June 23, 2009, 07:56:33 AM »
I did wonder what the stench was!
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Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #229 on: June 24, 2009, 07:59:58 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on June 23, 2009, 07:56:33 AM
I did wonder what the stench was!
Nobody cleans the bogs when you are away...  whistle:
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Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #230 on: June 24, 2009, 08:00:56 AM »
I don't clean the bogs at home so I'm certainly not doing them here!
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Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #231 on: June 24, 2009, 08:02:08 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on June 24, 2009, 08:00:56 AM
I don't clean the bogs at home so I'm certainly not doing them here!
Yes, we noticed...  ::)
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Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #232 on: June 24, 2009, 08:02:58 AM »
I have a shewee. I don't use the bogs here.  cloud9:

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Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #233 on: June 24, 2009, 08:03:43 AM »
a shewee?
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Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #234 on: June 24, 2009, 08:04:02 AM »
Toooooooooooooooooooo much information for the time of day ~ or any time of day to be honest.
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Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #235 on: June 24, 2009, 08:04:28 AM »
 lol:

google it Nick.
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Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #236 on: June 24, 2009, 08:04:48 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on June 24, 2009, 08:02:58 AM
I have a shewee. I don't use the bogs here.  cloud9:



Emptied straight into the lager eh  whistle:

Good girl
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Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #237 on: June 24, 2009, 08:05:20 AM »
 ;)
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Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #238 on: June 24, 2009, 08:05:27 AM »
Quote from: Nick on June 24, 2009, 08:03:43 AM
a shewee?
A she wee... like a funnel... Although what she drains it into is anybodies guess...  scared2:
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Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #239 on: June 24, 2009, 08:05:55 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on June 24, 2009, 08:04:48 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on June 24, 2009, 08:02:58 AM
I have a shewee. I don't use the bogs here.  cloud9:



Emptied straight into the lager eh  whistle:

Good girl
Luckily real men drink real ale...  cloud9:
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