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Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #360 on: July 16, 2009, 08:15:10 AM »
I have just been informed that I have to take The Boy out of skool later to get him weighed  whacky115
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Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #361 on: July 16, 2009, 08:15:54 AM »
Do they have to use special scales then ....... confused2:
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Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #362 on: July 16, 2009, 08:16:30 AM »
I am mystified  shrugs:
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Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #363 on: July 16, 2009, 08:42:00 AM »
I have just been informed that I have to take The Boy out of skool later to get him weighed  whacky115

For what purpose ~ who is "telling" you you "must" do this and where do "they" want it done ~ presumably he is now too large to fit into those baby weighing scales that used to adorn the counter at Boots ~ how do they know you haven't just stood him on the bathroom scales at home (go on ~ you don't have bathroom scales if I know you  ::))? Does his weight have to be recorded and must you use certified accurate scales?
So many questions Nick ~ you cannot just leave us wondering.

Obviously I am weighed on every visit to outpatient clinics. No two sets of scales in the hospital give the same reading. A nurse and I had a jolly time one morning trying six different sets of scales in the various clinics (they all range along one corridor and I had to visit two of them anyway so we did it for a lark) and we came up with a range of over a kilo with no two readings the same.
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Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #364 on: July 16, 2009, 08:42:51 AM »
Mrs Nick has issued instructions, but she was in a rush and failed to explain more  rubschin:
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Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #365 on: July 16, 2009, 08:44:04 AM »
When I become God - scales will be banned  evil:
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Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #366 on: July 16, 2009, 08:44:50 AM »
Ridiculous!



 rubschin: Unless she is hoping to take him on holiday as hand baggage.
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Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #367 on: July 16, 2009, 08:45:51 AM »
When I become God - scales will be banned  evil:

Think of the poor fishes!

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Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #368 on: July 16, 2009, 08:46:13 AM »
When I become God - scales will be banned  evil:

Getting fat are we?
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Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #369 on: July 16, 2009, 09:17:27 AM »
When I become God - scales will be banned  evil:

Think of the poor fishes!

In what sense?

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Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #370 on: July 16, 2009, 09:50:05 AM »
When I become God - scales will be banned  evil:

Think of the poor fishes!

That willl never ever been on mylist of considerations  noooo:
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Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #371 on: July 19, 2009, 09:25:08 AM »
Mrs Nick and The Boy are due for lunch in London at 1.00.

Departure time from here set for an ambitious 10.00.

Mrs Nick currently in the shower  noooo:
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Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #372 on: July 19, 2009, 09:36:57 AM »
Update: Boy now gone off on his bike. Mrs Nick packing  noooo:
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Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #373 on: July 19, 2009, 09:38:15 AM »
Update: Boy now gone off on his bike. Mrs Nick packing  noooo:
lol: lol: lol:

Is The Boy meeting HRH then...?  rubschin:
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Re: The Morning 'Routine'
« Reply #374 on: July 19, 2009, 09:45:45 AM »
That would be unwise
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