Wimmens piggin' hairdressers.

[GROWLER]

And a greengrocer who sells lobsters!

Crabs?

[Grumpmeister]

And a greengrocer who sells lobsters!

Crabs?

Only if he asks the greengrocer VERY nicely 

[Nick]

And a greengrocer who sells lobsters!

Crabs?

You have a look. On the left just down from HSBC by the traffic lights. Greengrocer with lobsters. And Crabs sometimes.

[Shy Talk]

Our local small town has 8 estate egents, 14 hairdressers and two small supermarkets. So buying and selling houses and getting coiffed are multiply more importatn than eating.

I think not and I fail to understand it.

Oh and three florists. And a greengrocer who sells lobsters!

14Hairdressers ? You've counted them??

[Bar Wench]

Does that include barbers?

[Nick]

Yes. One hairdresser refuses to do boys, and the barber will not do girls. For the rest it's a free for all

[Bar Wench]

Ahhhh, but it won't be.

One will only be for old dears, one won't do a decent colour job, one will be too trendy, one not trendy enough etc etc

[Nick]

Visit and I will take you on a tour. It would make a nice article for some downmarket magazine

[Berek]

do they still offer " something for the weekend sir ? " at the barbers ??

[Nick]

Maurice doubtless does, but as he cuts his own hair (badly) and rides a bike, I would guess whatever he has is past his sell by date. He does my beard  for 50p

[Mr Happy]

Can someone please explain to me WHY a row of 4 shops needs 3 bastard wimmens hair salons, as we have near here?
How was planning permission granted for this total utter farce, and why in our dear Lords name would 3 different individuals want to set up the same business amongst each other?
Munters, the lot of them.

So the chicks down your way are all tidy looking and the guys are all hairdressers, hence gay, what's your grump again?

[GROWLER]

Can someone please explain to me WHY a row of 4 shops needs 3 bastard wimmens hair salons, as we have near here?
How was planning permission granted for this total utter farce, and why in our dear Lords name would 3 different individuals want to set up the same business amongst each other?
Munters, the lot of them.

what's your grump again?

As above.
Need specsavers?

[Mr Happy]

Can someone please explain to me WHY a row of 4 shops needs 3 bastard wimmens hair salons, as we have near here?
How was planning permission granted for this total utter farce, and why in our dear Lords name would 3 different individuals want to set up the same business amongst each other?
Munters, the lot of them.

what's your grump again?

As above.
Need specsavers?

Why how many of them are there?

Nick doesn't appear to be using his bag any more, why not borrow it and give the munters a go?

[GROWLER]

Can someone please explain to me WHY a row of 4 shops needs 3 bastard wimmens hair salons, as we have near here?
How was planning permission granted for this total utter farce, and why in our dear Lords name would 3 different individuals want to set up the same business amongst each other?
Munters, the lot of them.

what's your grump again?

As above.
Need specsavers?

Why how many of them are there?

Nick doesn't appear to be using his bag any more, why not borrow it and give the munters a go?

Dunno if it's this fine Gerrrrrman laga I've been drinking, ( DON'T TELL THE BARMAN FFS) but I'm completely lost as to what TF you are going on about now tbh.

[Mr Happy]

Can someone please explain to me WHY a row of 4 shops needs 3 bastard wimmens hair salons, as we have near here?
How was planning permission granted for this total utter farce, and why in our dear Lords name would 3 different individuals want to set up the same business amongst each other?
Munters, the lot of them.

what's your grump again?

As above.
Need specsavers?

Why how many of them are there?

Nick doesn't appear to be using his bag any more, why not borrow it and give the munters a go?

Dunno if it's this fine Gerrrrrman laga I've been drinking, ( DON'T TELL THE BARMAN FFS) but I'm completely lost as to what TF you are going on about now tbh.

Nick's avatar in a place no longer mentioned was a bag over his head...