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Re: Prepare for a nuclear Miss D
« Reply #45 on: April 02, 2009, 07:05:30 PM »
Should have cooked the pizza  lol:

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Re: Prepare for a nuclear Miss D
« Reply #46 on: April 02, 2009, 07:13:33 PM »
Simple, you are the Med's version of Nick so it was obvious  lol:
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Re: Prepare for a nuclear Miss D
« Reply #47 on: April 02, 2009, 07:14:53 PM »
Simple, you are the Med's version of Nick so it was obvious  lol:
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Re: Prepare for a nuclear Miss D
« Reply #48 on: April 02, 2009, 07:32:48 PM »
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Re: Prepare for a nuclear Miss D
« Reply #50 on: April 02, 2009, 09:32:11 PM »
I'd like to echo Darwin's sentiments but I'm a sadist and think my opinion is worthy of web space.

Do a Frizel reverse, i.e lock her in the attic and don't give her access to inappropriate lewdness.  It worked for Ann Frank...

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Re: Prepare for a nuclear Miss D
« Reply #51 on: April 03, 2009, 07:33:28 AM »
I'd like to echo Darwin's sentiments but I'm a sadist and think my opinion is worthy of web space.
Do a Frizel reverse, i.e lock her in the attic and don't give her access to inappropriate lewdness.  It worked for Ann Frank...

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Mmmmm  the old basket case in the attic syndrome - has some potential I think  lol:

Could do with living in a much older house though. At her first strop , she will stamp her Ugg plated hoofs through the plasterboard and be back in my space again  noooo:
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Re: Prepare for a nuclear Miss D
« Reply #52 on: April 03, 2009, 07:50:36 AM »
We have a big dark cellar  eveilgrin:
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Re: Prepare for a nuclear Miss D
« Reply #53 on: April 03, 2009, 07:56:36 AM »
We have a big dark cellar  eveilgrin:



What does yours have on offer?
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Re: Prepare for a nuclear Miss D
« Reply #54 on: April 03, 2009, 07:57:22 AM »
A day of puns looms  noooo:
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Re: Prepare for a nuclear Miss D
« Reply #55 on: April 03, 2009, 07:58:55 AM »
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Re: Prepare for a nuclear Miss D
« Reply #56 on: April 03, 2009, 07:59:28 AM »
I'll set them up....
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Re: Prepare for a nuclear Miss D
« Reply #57 on: April 03, 2009, 08:03:49 AM »
We have a big dark cellar  eveilgrin:

Is that where you were spoor sniffing?
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Re: Prepare for a nuclear Miss D
« Reply #58 on: April 03, 2009, 08:06:15 AM »
No, it was something I found under the Boy's bed  evil:
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Re: Prepare for a nuclear Miss D
« Reply #59 on: April 03, 2009, 08:10:30 AM »
No, it was something I found under the Boy's bed  evil:

 eeek: Heaven only knows what it is/was comprised of, then.  Did you find any crumpled up well used tissues? Did you check under the mattress for 'interesting' reading material?scared2:
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