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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: Going senile?
« Reply #15 on: April 02, 2009, 09:52:53 AM »
Ahh Matron, I remember her..
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Re: Going senile?
« Reply #16 on: April 02, 2009, 10:03:41 AM »
Large woman, fancy bonnet, dark blue frock ~ hard to forget


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Re: Going senile?
« Reply #17 on: April 02, 2009, 10:06:27 AM »
Matron? Nope, must be before my time.  whistle:
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Re: Going senile?
« Reply #18 on: April 02, 2009, 10:12:53 AM »
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Re: Going senile?
« Reply #19 on: April 02, 2009, 10:14:41 AM »
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Re: Going senile?
« Reply #20 on: April 02, 2009, 10:15:47 AM »
Dunno I've forgotten  shrugs:

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Re: Going senile?
« Reply #21 on: April 02, 2009, 12:11:37 PM »
Wot thread?
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Re: Going senile?
« Reply #22 on: April 02, 2009, 01:40:12 PM »
This one silly.,....











Darn!!!!!!
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Re: Going senile?
« Reply #23 on: April 02, 2009, 03:46:45 PM »
I have cottoned on
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Re: Going senile?
« Reply #24 on: April 02, 2009, 03:47:31 PM »
I knew she'd reel you in...
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Re: Going senile?
« Reply #25 on: April 02, 2009, 03:49:26 PM »
She is keeping an eye to see I don't get the needle.
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Re: Going senile?
« Reply #26 on: April 02, 2009, 04:00:33 PM »
Keep this up and you'll have me in stitches   noooo:
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Re: Going senile?
« Reply #27 on: April 02, 2009, 04:16:06 PM »
Don't worry ~ we've got the whole thing sewn up.
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Re: Going senile?
« Reply #28 on: April 02, 2009, 04:38:35 PM »
He doesn't seam to understand...  noooo:
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Re: Going senile?
« Reply #29 on: April 02, 2009, 04:49:07 PM »
Something about it being easier to stick it in the eyehole of a camel?
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