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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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I seem to have lost a snail...
« on: April 02, 2009, 02:18:30 PM »
I have just spen a plesant hour or so oiling snail shells, as you do, problem is there was one that I was particularly taken with, that seems to have, well, disspaeared, I collected them yesterday, other than escapee they are all present and correct, I assume from this that there was a 'Brian' in residence yesterday, I am now going on a snail hunt, the thought of finding a dessicated 'Brian' in the future does nothing for me, the thought of finding a thriving 'Brian' in the dank dark recesses of the understairs cupboard does even less for me.  evil:
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Re: I seem to have lost a snail...
« Reply #1 on: April 02, 2009, 02:19:52 PM »
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Re: I seem to have lost a snail...
« Reply #2 on: April 02, 2009, 02:29:56 PM »
Have you thought of boiling them first like...?  rubschin:
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Re: I seem to have lost a snail...
« Reply #3 on: April 02, 2009, 02:57:57 PM »
Or bung them in the microwave
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Re: I seem to have lost a snail...
« Reply #4 on: April 02, 2009, 02:59:54 PM »
Quote from: Nick on April 02, 2009, 02:57:57 PM
Or bung them in the microwave

Exploding snails !!!
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Re: I seem to have lost a snail...
« Reply #5 on: April 02, 2009, 03:00:44 PM »
Could be fun, like. I have been grappling with a huge ball of fungus here  evil:
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Re: I seem to have lost a snail...
« Reply #6 on: April 02, 2009, 03:01:16 PM »
There is a reason for this...macro photography!
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Re: I seem to have lost a snail...
« Reply #7 on: April 02, 2009, 03:03:19 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on April 02, 2009, 02:59:54 PM
Quote from: Nick on April 02, 2009, 02:57:57 PM
Or bung them in the microwave

Exploding snails !!!

Don't get too upset, it doesnt matter what Nick puts in the microwave it normally ends up exploding/incinerated.  whistle:

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Re: I seem to have lost a snail...
« Reply #8 on: April 02, 2009, 03:11:35 PM »
Quote from: Nick on April 02, 2009, 03:00:44 PM
Could be fun, like. I have been grappling with a huge ball of fungus here  evil:












I digress from my snail hunt.........
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Re: I seem to have lost a snail...
« Reply #9 on: April 02, 2009, 03:12:27 PM »
I fear I have inhaled some spores
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Re: I seem to have lost a snail...
« Reply #10 on: April 02, 2009, 03:46:33 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on April 02, 2009, 03:01:16 PM
There is a reason for this...macro photography!
Macro eh...  rubschin:

Are you going to post some images of your snails...?

Not the missing one obviously...  noooo:
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Re: I seem to have lost a snail...
« Reply #11 on: April 02, 2009, 03:57:11 PM »
Wonder if Miss C has a fisheye lens, she sounds like sho knows about this photography lark.  whistle:
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Re: I seem to have lost a snail...
« Reply #12 on: April 02, 2009, 08:24:04 PM »
So what is the intention with this macro stuff then? Are we likely to see piccies of snails smiling and winking at each in gay abandon?
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Re: I seem to have lost a snail...
« Reply #13 on: April 02, 2009, 08:28:40 PM »
Quote from: grumpyoldsoldier on April 02, 2009, 08:24:04 PM
So what is the intention with this macro stuff then? Are we likely to see piccies of snails smiling and winking at each in gay abandon?
sick2:  noooo:
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Re: I seem to have lost a snail...
« Reply #14 on: April 02, 2009, 08:33:29 PM »
Ok, thought I would ask ::)
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