My wife has large breasts, does logic dictate the pillows are already being shared.
Because frankly, divorce is expensive...
£50k pa in Doncaster, I take it that's £4 in wages and the rest in danger money, a town where the fish complain of the smell of fish...
Oh and:
Baps
Humps
Eye Magnets
Jugs
Boobs
Top Bollocks
Knockers
Hooters
Fun Bags
Bazookas
Mams
Bristols