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Job Applications
« on: April 03, 2009, 11:32:13 AM »
I am presently acting as an adviser to an outfit which is going through a recruitment process. I have been shortlisting applicants.

 noooo:

If the job demands 'exceptionally good communication skills' then they really ought not to say things like 'I am an excelent communicater' (sic) BIN!

If the job demands 'experience of managing a large budget' then they ought not to mention that they failed Maths GCSE or that they have no budget management experience BIN!

And if the job demands that they have 'an understanding of Government policy' then why do they write 'I know little of Government policy'? BIN!

CHrist, the job pays £50K a year FFS  Banghead Banghead
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Re: Job Applications
« Reply #1 on: April 03, 2009, 11:57:12 AM »
Quote from: Nick on April 03, 2009, 11:32:13 AM
I am presently acting as an adviser to an outfit who is going through a recruitment process. I have been shortlisting applicants.

 noooo:

If the job demands 'exceptionally good communication skills' then they really ought not to say things like 'I am an excelent communicater' (sic) BIN!

If the job demands 'experience of managing a large budget' then they ought not to mention that they failed Maths GCSE or that they have no budget management experience BIN!

And if the job demands that they have 'an understanng of Government policy' then why do they write 'I know little of Government policy'? BIN!

CHrist, the job pays £50K a year FFS  Banghead Banghead
I could do that like...  whistle:
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Re: Job Applications
« Reply #2 on: April 03, 2009, 11:57:54 AM »
What? Do the job or shortlist for it?
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Re: Job Applications
« Reply #3 on: April 03, 2009, 11:59:09 AM »
Quote from: Nick on April 03, 2009, 11:57:54 AM
What? Do the job or shortlist for it?
The job like...  whistle:
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Re: Job Applications
« Reply #4 on: April 03, 2009, 11:59:54 AM »
I doubt it. You would have to be diplomatic and stuff
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Re: Job Applications
« Reply #5 on: April 03, 2009, 12:00:54 PM »
Quote from: Nick on April 03, 2009, 11:59:54 AM
I doubt it. You would have to be diplomatic and stuff
I can be diplo-doo-dah...  whistle:

And you can eliminate all the other CVs except mine like... . ;)
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Re: Job Applications
« Reply #6 on: April 03, 2009, 12:02:01 PM »
I have only shortlisted gerls  eyes:

Next stop: the interview  eyes:
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Re: Job Applications
« Reply #7 on: April 03, 2009, 12:02:58 PM »
Quote from: Nick on April 03, 2009, 12:02:01 PM
I have only shortlisted gerls  eyes:

Next stop: the interview  eyes:
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Re: Job Applications
« Reply #8 on: April 03, 2009, 12:03:25 PM »
The 2 day long interview  cloud9:
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Re: Job Applications
« Reply #9 on: April 03, 2009, 12:04:37 PM »
Quote from: Nick on April 03, 2009, 12:03:25 PM
The 2 day long interview  cloud9:
What a waste of time and money... give it to the oine with the biggest tits...  ;)
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Re: Job Applications
« Reply #10 on: April 03, 2009, 12:05:08 PM »
After 2 days of careful selection only  eveilgrin:
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Re: Job Applications
« Reply #11 on: April 03, 2009, 12:05:37 PM »
Quote from: Barman on April 03, 2009, 12:00:54 PM
Quote from: Nick on April 03, 2009, 11:59:54 AM
I doubt it. You would have to be diplomatic and stuff
I can be diplo-doo-dah...  whistle:

And you can eliminate all the other CVs except mine like... . ;)

Haven't you got enough to be getting on with, like fitting this 'exciting' shower project,  ::) and keeping us all fully informed updated and  riveted of the so called 'progress'? sleep017
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Re: Job Applications
« Reply #12 on: April 03, 2009, 12:06:18 PM »
He is very quiet on the shower front  noooo:
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Re: Job Applications
« Reply #13 on: April 03, 2009, 12:06:55 PM »
Quote from: GROWLER on April 03, 2009, 12:05:37 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 03, 2009, 12:00:54 PM
Quote from: Nick on April 03, 2009, 11:59:54 AM
I doubt it. You would have to be diplomatic and stuff
I can be diplo-doo-dah...  whistle:

And you can eliminate all the other CVs except mine like... . ;)

Haven't you got enough to be getting on with, like fitting this 'exciting' shower project,  ::) and keeping us all fully informed updated and  riveted of the so called 'progress'? sleep017
I am quite busy actually...  rubschin:

this job really appealed to me tho... or the fifty grand did anyway....  whistle:
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Re: Job Applications
« Reply #14 on: April 03, 2009, 12:07:20 PM »
And the werking in Doncaster bit?
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