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Re: Job Applications
« Reply #15 on: April 03, 2009, 12:08:02 PM »
He is very quiet on the shower front  noooo:
I picked up all the tiles this morning.. and the glue and the grout like... and the tile drill.... and the diamond tipped tile cutter whatsit...  cloud9:
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Re: Job Applications
« Reply #16 on: April 03, 2009, 12:08:20 PM »
He is very quiet on the shower front  noooo:

Thank F for that. Wish I'd kept me gob shut now though...again. ::)

Stand no doubt, by for more overwhelming tales of excitement on the bloody shower front.....zzzzzz. sleep021
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Re: Job Applications
« Reply #17 on: April 03, 2009, 12:08:50 PM »
He is very quiet on the shower front  noooo:
I picked up all the tiles this morning.. and the glue and the grout like... and the tile drill.... and the diamond tipped tile cutter whatsit...  cloud9:

And then you put them all down again?
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Re: Job Applications
« Reply #18 on: April 03, 2009, 12:09:01 PM »
And the werking in Doncaster bit?
I'd naturally assumed that someone of my calibre would be allowed to work from home like.... In Cyprus...  whistle:
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Re: Job Applications
« Reply #19 on: April 03, 2009, 12:09:29 PM »
He is very quiet on the shower front  noooo:
I picked up all the tiles this morning.. and the glue and the grout like... and the tile drill.... and the diamond tipped tile cutter whatsit...  cloud9:

And then you put them all down again?
I jus' sets them up for yer don't I like!  lol:
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Re: Job Applications
« Reply #20 on: April 03, 2009, 12:10:17 PM »
Someone of your calibre?



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Re: Job Applications
« Reply #21 on: April 03, 2009, 12:10:54 PM »
Someone of your calibre?




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Re: Job Applications
« Reply #22 on: April 03, 2009, 12:11:32 PM »
I thought that was Wench's Bra size  rubschin:
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Re: Job Applications
« Reply #23 on: April 03, 2009, 12:13:07 PM »
I thought that was Wench's Bra size  rubschin:
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Is she still on holiday?
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Re: Job Applications
« Reply #24 on: April 03, 2009, 12:14:54 PM »
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Re: Job Applications
« Reply #25 on: April 03, 2009, 12:15:39 PM »
Satellite passes over Spain reveal




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Re: Job Applications
« Reply #26 on: April 03, 2009, 12:48:53 PM »
My ex wife has huge tits and lives close to Doncaster ~ she also fits the other requirements as named. whistle:
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Re: Job Applications
« Reply #27 on: April 03, 2009, 12:53:04 PM »
Presumably when she goes into Doncaster she employs a man with a red flag to walk in front of her
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Re: Job Applications
« Reply #28 on: April 03, 2009, 12:58:18 PM »
She is also short and in temper(ament) SOOoooooooooooo much like Mrs Nick that they could be sisters  whistle:
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Re: Job Applications
« Reply #29 on: April 03, 2009, 01:05:14 PM »
Scarey indeed. Mrs Nick's knockers would not qualify her for the present job though
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