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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: Job Applications
« Reply #30 on: April 03, 2009, 01:07:46 PM »
Don't make me call the Equal Opps police now will you  lol:
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Re: Job Applications
« Reply #31 on: April 03, 2009, 01:09:07 PM »
No one eyed Chinaman has applied, as far as I can detect. I had to interview one once. Half blind  noooo: Three quarters blind in truth  noooo:

'So, about this job as a graphic designer then?'

Not good  noooo:
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Re: Job Applications
« Reply #32 on: April 03, 2009, 01:21:57 PM »
Mrs Snoopy#1 sported a set of 36 DD ~ Very slender back, had problems with balance at times. whistle:
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Re: Job Applications
« Reply #33 on: April 03, 2009, 01:22:42 PM »
Presumably you bought her some crutches or suchlike for a Valentine's present

She ought to have talked to the CBFT!   razz:
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Re: Job Applications
« Reply #34 on: April 03, 2009, 01:23:34 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on April 03, 2009, 01:21:57 PM
Mrs Snoopy#1 sported a set of 36 DD ~ Very slender back, had problems with balance at times. whistle:

Was she a drunk then  rubschin:
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Re: Job Applications
« Reply #35 on: April 03, 2009, 01:25:25 PM »
Nick: Nah ~ six inch heels to make her lean backwards like and to add needed inches as she was only 5ft tall.


Miss D: Nah ~ just top heavy with a tendancy not to be able to see steps as she walked down them. Mind you if she fell forwards she never damaged her face.
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Re: Job Applications
« Reply #36 on: April 03, 2009, 01:26:36 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on April 03, 2009, 01:25:25 PM
Miss D: Nah ~ just top heavy with a tendancy not to be able to see steps as she walked down them. Mind you if she fell forwards she never damaged her face.

Or was pushed  rubschin:
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Re: Job Applications
« Reply #37 on: April 03, 2009, 01:26:58 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on April 03, 2009, 01:26:36 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on April 03, 2009, 01:25:25 PM
Miss D: Nah ~ just top heavy with a tendancy not to be able to see steps as she walked down them. Mind you if she fell forwards she never damaged her face.

Or was pushed  rubschin:

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Re: Job Applications
« Reply #38 on: April 03, 2009, 01:27:29 PM »
I guess she bounced  noooo:

Still, no chance of drowning ever  happy088
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Re: Job Applications
« Reply #39 on: April 03, 2009, 01:28:52 PM »
I was in more danger of that  redface:
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Re: Job Applications
« Reply #40 on: April 03, 2009, 01:29:06 PM »
Snorkel!
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Re: Job Applications
« Reply #41 on: April 03, 2009, 01:30:06 PM »
Never thought of that.

I do recall putting my nose into her cleavage and thinking I'd gone deaf.
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Re: Job Applications
« Reply #42 on: April 03, 2009, 01:30:57 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on April 03, 2009, 01:21:57 PM
Mrs Snoopy#1 sported a set of 36 DD ~ Very slender back, had problems with balance at times. whistle:

So comfy pillows does not a marriage make  rubschin:
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Re: Job Applications
« Reply #43 on: April 03, 2009, 01:32:39 PM »
They do whilst only one head is resting on them ~ OK?  evil:
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Re: Job Applications
« Reply #44 on: April 03, 2009, 01:34:38 PM »
Ok  scared2:
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