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Offline Nick

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Re: Job Applications
« Reply #45 on: April 03, 2009, 01:34:55 PM »
I had a girlfriend like that once .................

It was her or me. I like my oxygen  evil:
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Re: Job Applications
« Reply #46 on: April 03, 2009, 01:35:49 PM »
Quote from: Nick on April 03, 2009, 01:34:55 PM
I had a girlfriend like that once .................

It was her or me. I like my oxygen  evil:

How many questions can one statement provoke ?????????
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Re: Job Applications
« Reply #47 on: April 03, 2009, 01:36:58 PM »
No one has mentioned balloons yet. Which strikes me as odd  rubschin:
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Re: Job Applications
« Reply #48 on: April 03, 2009, 01:37:58 PM »
Or Melons
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Re: Job Applications
« Reply #49 on: April 03, 2009, 01:38:34 PM »
Quote from: Nick on April 03, 2009, 01:36:58 PM
No one has mentioned balloons yet. Which strikes me as odd  rubschin:

What is the job for then ???  lol:
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Re: Job Applications
« Reply #50 on: April 03, 2009, 01:39:36 PM »
I forget
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Re: Job Applications
« Reply #51 on: April 03, 2009, 02:28:21 PM »
Balloons





Hope that helps
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Re: Job Applications
« Reply #52 on: April 03, 2009, 03:49:23 PM »
Ah yes, I recall now
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Re: Job Applications
« Reply #53 on: April 03, 2009, 06:33:06 PM »
My wife has large breasts, does logic dictate the pillows are already being shared.







Because frankly, divorce is expensive...

£50k pa in Doncaster, I take it that's £4 in wages and the rest in danger money, a town where the fish complain of the smell of fish...

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Re: Job Applications
« Reply #54 on: April 03, 2009, 06:34:31 PM »
Do you too have a snorkel?  eeek:
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Re: Job Applications
« Reply #55 on: April 03, 2009, 06:37:22 PM »
I actually have a full wet suit, mask, oxygen tank and flippers for travelling down south like...



Growler, stop putting like at the end of my posts






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Re: Job Applications
« Reply #56 on: April 03, 2009, 06:51:11 PM »
Quote from: Mr Happy on April 03, 2009, 06:37:22 PM
I actually have a full wet suit, mask, oxygen tank and flippers for travelling down south like...



Growler, stop putting like at the end of my posts






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WTF have I done/said NOW then FFS? ::)

I get the bastard blame for every bastard thing here there everybastardwhere, and tbqavvth I'm getting well pissed off about it.
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Re: Job Applications
« Reply #57 on: April 03, 2009, 06:51:56 PM »
Come round and man bear the barricades against all comers. I am fit to kill  cussing:
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Re: Job Applications
« Reply #58 on: April 03, 2009, 07:20:36 PM »
Quote from: Barman on April 03, 2009, 12:04:37 PM
Quote from: Nick on April 03, 2009, 12:03:25 PM
The 2 day long interview  cloud9:
What a waste of time and money... give it to the oine with the biggest tits...  ;)
Bloody outstanding!!!!!! I almost pissed myself laughing drumroll:
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Re: Job Applications
« Reply #59 on: April 03, 2009, 08:27:49 PM »
Quote from: grumpyoldsoldier on April 03, 2009, 07:20:36 PM
Bloody outstanding!!!!!! I almost pissed myself laughing drumroll:

Still not had that operation yet GOS  rubschin:
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