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Berek

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Berek v Nick - The Outcome
« on: June 20, 2007, 06:24:40 PM »
 whistle:

I did not linger on the handshake, just incase earlier comments about pressing flesh may have been true.

A very enjoyable hour was had, pity I was driving cos I fancied getting rat arsed and going down the docks.

He made the huge mistake of offering to buy me a drink, unaware that when it came to my turn I would have to leave. whistle: whistle:

The hovercraft story was so impressive it could have been a Roal Dahl Tale of the Unexpected  eyes:
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Re: Berek v Nick - The Outcome
« Reply #1 on: June 20, 2007, 07:08:59 PM »
Clearly an exciting time was had by all. drumroll:
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Re: Berek v Nick - The Outcome
« Reply #2 on: June 20, 2007, 07:48:56 PM »
he may have caught head lice from me.. whistle:
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Re: Berek v Nick - The Outcome
« Reply #3 on: June 20, 2007, 07:49:29 PM »
Must have been a confusing social experiment for Nick.

Fancy a scouser turning up somewhere with nothing worth robbing.
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Re: Berek v Nick - The Outcome
« Reply #4 on: June 20, 2007, 10:49:26 PM »
Bit worrying this...he said he'd check in here when he got home..that was at 6:15pm..given that it would take him 3 hours to get home he should have reported by now...

I fear he may have called at...

THE DOCKS !!!

 scared2: scared2: scared2:
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Re: Berek v Nick - The Outcome
« Reply #5 on: June 20, 2007, 10:52:13 PM »
I also forgot to mention that, sitting together, we DID resemble an offender and his probation officer *












* i'll let you decide which was which
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Re: Berek v Nick - The Outcome
« Reply #6 on: June 20, 2007, 11:43:54 PM »
Quote from: Berek on June 20, 2007, 10:52:13 PM
I also forgot to mention that, sitting together, we DID resemble an offender and his probation officer *



STILL no Nick?

What time did Barrow Docks explode?  Anyone know?

Didn't see anything on the news....














* i'll let you decide which was which
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Re: Berek v Nick - The Outcome
« Reply #7 on: June 21, 2007, 07:19:09 AM »
Glad you enjoyed the hovercraft storyu. I still wake in the night screaming about tht experience and it was over 25 years ago!
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Re: Berek v Nick - The Outcome
« Reply #8 on: June 21, 2007, 09:18:42 AM »
Quote from: Nick on June 21, 2007, 07:19:09 AM
Glad you enjoyed the hovercraft storyu. I still wake in the night screaming about tht experience and it was over 25 years ago!

Ok I dont know what happened but it sounds cataclysNick even by your standards.

Note to self: If by some quirk of fate I acquire a hovercraft Nick isnt allowed within 10 miles of it.  eeek:
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Re: Berek v Nick - The Outcome
« Reply #9 on: June 21, 2007, 09:34:03 AM »
I stopped in Ulverstone on the way home (just to see what it was like) and the first thing I saw was the local unconvincing transvestite bumming a light off a Buddhist nun.

Normal for Ulverstone I suppose. confused:
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Re: Berek v Nick - The Outcome
« Reply #10 on: June 21, 2007, 11:34:04 AM »
I wouldnt know, Ulverstone is  a town in Australia, Ulverston is a town in Cumbria   point:
2 interesting facts about Ulverston

1. Birthplace of Stan Laurel
2. It was the original title of Glenn Cambell's " Galveston ", he thought the town was lovely when he visited, but his advisors told him he'd sell more records if he used an AMERICAN CITY
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Re: Berek v Nick - The Outcome
« Reply #11 on: June 21, 2007, 11:39:50 AM »
I saw the signs to the Laurel and Hardy museum.

I had that Glenn Campbell in my kitchen once! confused:
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Re: Berek v Nick - The Outcome
« Reply #12 on: June 21, 2007, 11:43:33 AM »
Quote from: Nick on June 21, 2007, 11:39:50 AM
I saw the signs to the Laurel and Hardy museum.

I had that Glenn Campbell in my kitchen once! confused:

did he dunk his HobNob ? whistle:
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Re: Berek v Nick - The Outcome
« Reply #13 on: June 21, 2007, 12:44:58 PM »
I clean my gun and dream of Ulverston.

Has a certain temptation about it
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Re: Berek v Nick - The Outcome
« Reply #14 on: June 21, 2007, 12:52:38 PM »
Quote from: Nick on June 21, 2007, 12:44:58 PM
I clean my gun and dream of Ulverston.

Has a certain temptation about it

 drumroll:
applaud for that..well done whistle:
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