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Mr Happy

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Eggs is eggs...
« on: June 20, 2007, 08:03:13 PM »
The advertising slogan 'Go to work on an egg' has been banned as it doesn't promote a balanced diet.

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What a load of chuffing cack.  Now i am yet to see a Mars Bar advert that suggests we also eat a cup of bran.

Also, at work they are promoting riding to work for national cycle week.  Surely going to work on a bike doesn't provide a balanced transport option.

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Re: Eggs is eggs...
« Reply #1 on: June 20, 2007, 08:10:00 PM »
Egg, Bacon, Sausage, Black Pudding, Fried Tomatoes, Baked Beans, Bubble and Squeak, Fried Bread, Mushrooms and a cup of tea. What's unbalanced about that?


Those who are not diabetic will not be aware that when in Hospital a bacon and egg brekky is provided for diabetics (on request) whilst all the other poor buggers have cereal and a slice of bread. I make a point of demanding my "Rights" every time I go in just to piss off the other patients and the nurses.
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Re: Eggs is eggs...
« Reply #2 on: June 20, 2007, 08:13:33 PM »
Egg, Bacon, Sausage, Black Pudding, Fried Tomatoes, Baked Beans, Bubble and Squeak, Fried Bread, Mushrooms and a cup of tea. What's unbalanced about that?




The toast is very unbalanced, a side plate wouldn't go amiss!

I didn't know about the fry up, where's my chocolate?

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Re: Eggs is eggs...
« Reply #3 on: June 20, 2007, 08:27:26 PM »
For God's sake don't let the Wench see it.
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Shy Talk

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Re: Eggs is eggs...
« Reply #4 on: June 20, 2007, 09:01:57 PM »
You realise you are talking about my kids here chaps ! shocked003

Mr Happy

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Re: Eggs is eggs...
« Reply #5 on: June 20, 2007, 09:46:57 PM »
You realise you are talking about my kids here chaps ! shocked003

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Re: Eggs is eggs...
« Reply #6 on: June 20, 2007, 09:52:31 PM »


Bastards. How am I supposed to lose weight when you post these sort of piccies...ey?
Hope you realise I'm going to have to go and cook myself a brekky for me supper now.
Bloody ravenous now thanks to YOU.  ::)
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Berek

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Re: Eggs is eggs...
« Reply #7 on: June 20, 2007, 10:55:40 PM »



tut tut

beans touching the egg .. noooo: noooo:

this chef has clearly not been to the greasy spoon college of culinary catering

p.s... just like Growler I could murder a plate of that now.. cussing:

Misunderstood

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Re: Eggs is eggs...
« Reply #8 on: June 21, 2007, 12:31:09 AM »
Me too - But then, I'm a lot closer to breakfast time now than you were...   heh heh!

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Re: Eggs is eggs...
« Reply #9 on: June 21, 2007, 10:51:56 AM »
You realise you are talking about my kids here chaps ! shocked003

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Berek

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Re: Eggs is eggs...
« Reply #10 on: June 21, 2007, 11:37:24 AM »
In protest I had an egg for breakfast..fuck em !!!

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Re: Eggs is eggs...
« Reply #11 on: June 21, 2007, 11:42:08 AM »
That picture actually makes me want to be sick.  sick2: I don't do breakfast.

Berek

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Re: Eggs is eggs...
« Reply #12 on: June 21, 2007, 11:44:41 AM »
more head than beer in those glasses pet

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Re: Eggs is eggs...
« Reply #13 on: June 21, 2007, 11:45:51 AM »
I know, I know. Not on really is it.

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Re: Eggs is eggs...
« Reply #14 on: June 21, 2007, 11:51:55 AM »
They like to serve beer with an inch of "head" on it in Sheffield.
I once suggested to the barman in a pub there that he'd sell more beer if he followed my tip.
"Oh aye" he asked "What's that then?"
"Fill up the bloody glasses" says I
"Get out .... we don't want your sort in here" was his retort.

Mrs #1 was from Sheffield ~ she said she had never been so embarrassed in all her life.
"What, not even when admitting you come from Sheffield?" I said, from the safety of the far side of the car park.
She didn't speak to me for a week.
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