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Frozen fowl
« on: April 13, 2009, 07:08:28 PM »
I've been in the country, like over Easter.  cloud9:  All very nice, chickens, rabbits, pheasant in the garden, birdsong and this morning a great spotted woodpecker at the kitchen door.

I've brought back a phrozen pheasant and a brace of phrozen partridge who are currently sitting in the phreezer  ;D

What the phuck do I do with them?  I'm inclined to casserole rather then roast the birds... any suggestions?  Allegedly prunes go well with pheasant  rubschin:
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Re: Frozen fowl
« Reply #1 on: April 13, 2009, 07:11:09 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on April 13, 2009, 07:08:28 PM
I've been in the country, like over Easter.  cloud9:  All very nice, chickens, rabbits, pheasant in the garden, birdsong and this morning a great spotted woodpecker at the kitchen door.

I've brought back a phrozen pheasant and a brace of phrozen partridge who are currently sitting in the phreezer  ;D

What the phuck do I do with them?  I'm inclined to casserole rather then roast the birds... any suggestions?  Allegedly prunes go well with pheasant  rubschin:
I take it they are frozen sans feathers...?
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Re: Frozen fowl
« Reply #2 on: April 13, 2009, 07:13:51 PM »
Quote from: Barman on April 13, 2009, 07:11:09 PM
Quote from: Pastis on April 13, 2009, 07:08:28 PM
I've been in the country, like over Easter.  cloud9:  All very nice, chickens, rabbits, pheasant in the garden, birdsong and this morning a great spotted woodpecker at the kitchen door.

I've brought back a phrozen pheasant and a brace of phrozen partridge who are currently sitting in the phreezer  ;D

What the phuck do I do with them?  I'm inclined to casserole rather then roast the birds... any suggestions?  Allegedly prunes go well with pheasant  rubschin:
I take it they are frozen sans feathers...?

Indeed. They are well and truly phlucked, sans giblets and other naughty bits, ready to roast or dismember ... apart from the phact that they're phrozen, like.
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Re: Frozen fowl
« Reply #3 on: April 13, 2009, 07:19:52 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on April 13, 2009, 07:13:51 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 13, 2009, 07:11:09 PM
Quote from: Pastis on April 13, 2009, 07:08:28 PM
I've been in the country, like over Easter.  cloud9:  All very nice, chickens, rabbits, pheasant in the garden, birdsong and this morning a great spotted woodpecker at the kitchen door.

I've brought back a phrozen pheasant and a brace of phrozen partridge who are currently sitting in the phreezer  ;D

What the phuck do I do with them?  I'm inclined to casserole rather then roast the birds... any suggestions?  Allegedly prunes go well with pheasant  rubschin:
I take it they are frozen sans feathers...?

Indeed. They are well and truly phlucked, sans giblets and other naughty bits, ready to roast or dismember ... apart from the phact that they're phrozen, like.
rubschin:

Then dephrost them...

Chuck them in the bin and get a takeaway like...  happy088
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Re: Frozen fowl
« Reply #4 on: April 13, 2009, 07:22:24 PM »
Quote from: Barman on April 13, 2009, 07:19:52 PM
Quote from: Pastis on April 13, 2009, 07:13:51 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 13, 2009, 07:11:09 PM
Quote from: Pastis on April 13, 2009, 07:08:28 PM
I've been in the country, like over Easter.  cloud9:  All very nice, chickens, rabbits, pheasant in the garden, birdsong and this morning a great spotted woodpecker at the kitchen door.

I've brought back a phrozen pheasant and a brace of phrozen partridge who are currently sitting in the phreezer  ;D

What the phuck do I do with them?  I'm inclined to casserole rather then roast the birds... any suggestions?  Allegedly prunes go well with pheasant  rubschin:
I take it they are frozen sans feathers...?

Indeed. They are well and truly phlucked, sans giblets and other naughty bits, ready to roast or dismember ... apart from the phact that they're phrozen, like.
rubschin:

Then dephrost them...

Chuck them in the bin and get a takeaway like...  happy088

A phal perhaps?  rubschin:
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Re: Frozen fowl
« Reply #5 on: April 13, 2009, 07:28:33 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on April 13, 2009, 07:22:24 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 13, 2009, 07:19:52 PM
Quote from: Pastis on April 13, 2009, 07:13:51 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 13, 2009, 07:11:09 PM
Quote from: Pastis on April 13, 2009, 07:08:28 PM
I've been in the country, like over Easter.  cloud9:  All very nice, chickens, rabbits, pheasant in the garden, birdsong and this morning a great spotted woodpecker at the kitchen door.

I've brought back a phrozen pheasant and a brace of phrozen partridge who are currently sitting in the phreezer  ;D

What the phuck do I do with them?  I'm inclined to casserole rather then roast the birds... any suggestions?  Allegedly prunes go well with pheasant  rubschin:
I take it they are frozen sans feathers...?

Indeed. They are well and truly phlucked, sans giblets and other naughty bits, ready to roast or dismember ... apart from the phact that they're phrozen, like.
rubschin:

Then dephrost them...

Chuck them in the bin and get a takeaway like...  happy088

A phal perhaps?  rubschin:
Perphek!  happy088
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Re: Frozen fowl
« Reply #6 on: April 14, 2009, 08:04:44 AM »
Quote from: Pastis on April 13, 2009, 07:08:28 PM
I've been in the country, like over Easter.  cloud9:  All very nice, chickens, rabbits, pheasant in the garden, birdsong and this morning a great spotted woodpecker at the kitchen door.

I've brought back a phrozen pheasant and a brace of phrozen partridge who are currently sitting in the phreezer  ;D

What the phuck do I do with them?  I'm inclined to casserole rather then roast the birds... any suggestions?  Allegedly prunes go well with pheasant  rubschin:

You took the dozen Lark birds for the pie a bit too seriously didn't you Pastis  eeek:

I'm sure Nick will have a recipe for when you find yourself with an unexpected abundance of food  lol:
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Re: Frozen fowl
« Reply #7 on: April 14, 2009, 08:27:16 AM »
Watch out for the pellets!
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Re: Frozen fowl
« Reply #8 on: April 14, 2009, 08:30:08 AM »
Does he have rabbits too?  eeek:
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Re: Frozen fowl
« Reply #9 on: April 14, 2009, 08:32:03 AM »
Quote from: tel on April 14, 2009, 08:27:16 AM
Watch out for the pellets!

Indeed - air gun crime in Sarf London is on the rise  lol:
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Re: Frozen fowl
« Reply #10 on: April 14, 2009, 04:12:13 PM »
http://www.cookitsimply.com/category-0020-016q6.html


Pastis I have used this site before and had great results.
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Re: Frozen fowl
« Reply #11 on: April 14, 2009, 04:13:21 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on April 14, 2009, 04:12:13 PM
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Pastis I have used this site before and had great results.

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Re: Frozen fowl
« Reply #12 on: April 14, 2009, 04:22:24 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on April 14, 2009, 04:12:13 PM
http://www.cookitsimply.com/category-0020-016q6.html


Pastis I have used this site before and had great results.

Those look good!  They have a Partridge section too  8) ... duly bookmarked  cloud9:
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Re: Frozen fowl
« Reply #13 on: April 14, 2009, 04:27:42 PM »
I rest my case BM



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Re: Frozen fowl
« Reply #14 on: April 14, 2009, 04:28:57 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on April 14, 2009, 04:22:24 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on April 14, 2009, 04:12:13 PM
http://www.cookitsimply.com/category-0020-016q6.html


Pastis I have used this site before and had great results.

Those look good!  They have a Partridge section too  8) ... duly bookmarked  cloud9:

Have fun... ;D
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