Disgusterous
« previous next »
Pages: 1 [2] 3 4 ... 10   Go Down

Author Topic: Things you never wish you'd agreed to  (Read 8178 times)

0 Members and 2 Guests are viewing this topic.

Offline Uncle Mort

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 21665
  • Reputation: 2
Re: Things you never wish you'd agreed to
« Reply #15 on: April 14, 2009, 10:20:32 AM »
Better and better.

 Popcorn:
Logged

Offline Barman

  • Administrator
  • Needs to get out more...
  • *****
  • Posts: 153398
  • Reputation: -50
  • Since 1960...
    • Virtual Pub!
Re: Things you never wish you'd agreed to
« Reply #16 on: April 14, 2009, 10:22:27 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on April 14, 2009, 10:15:23 AM
Sorry - also forgot that apart from the kids they are animal lovers.

I also will have 2 cats to attend to , 1 hamster, goldfish and a rabbit.

1 of these is bound to die under my supervision  noooo:
Lets see...  rubschin:

Cats 100:1
Rabbit 10:1
Hamster and goldfish Evens

 whistle:
Logged
Pro Skub  Thumbs:

Offline Miss Demeanour

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 36015
  • Reputation: 2
Re: Things you never wish you'd agreed to
« Reply #17 on: April 14, 2009, 10:26:03 AM »
Maybe I should delegate responsibility for feeding and caring of the pets to the kids  rubschin:
Logged
Skubber

Offline Barman

  • Administrator
  • Needs to get out more...
  • *****
  • Posts: 153398
  • Reputation: -50
  • Since 1960...
    • Virtual Pub!
Re: Things you never wish you'd agreed to
« Reply #18 on: April 14, 2009, 10:27:14 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on April 14, 2009, 10:26:03 AM
Maybe I should delegate responsibility for feeding and caring of the pets to the kids  rubschin:

 rubschin:

Cats - 20:1
Rabbit - Evens
Hamster and Goldfish 11 to 2 on
Logged
Pro Skub  Thumbs:

Offline Nick

  • Needs to get out more...
  • ******
  • Posts: 108862
  • Reputation: -115
Re: Things you never wish you'd agreed to
« Reply #19 on: April 14, 2009, 10:31:40 AM »
 Popcorn:
Logged
Warning: May contain Skub
Cat sitter extraordinaire
Semi-professional crocodile

Offline Miss Demeanour

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 36015
  • Reputation: 2
Re: Things you never wish you'd agreed to
« Reply #20 on: April 15, 2009, 11:42:46 AM »
I have agreed to take them all swimming on Friday, the one with all the slides, flumes and stuff - in the immortal words of Nick - what could possibly go wrong  eeek:
Logged
Skubber

Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 16072
  • Reputation: 0
  • I have a keen sense of stupidity!
Re: Things you never wish you'd agreed to
« Reply #21 on: April 15, 2009, 11:48:22 AM »
 lol:  Plan it carefully Miss D and you could go home with less than you went with. eveilgrin:
Logged
I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
J Basil Boothroyd

Offline Nick

  • Needs to get out more...
  • ******
  • Posts: 108862
  • Reputation: -115
Re: Things you never wish you'd agreed to
« Reply #22 on: April 15, 2009, 01:28:18 PM »
Are you taking your bikini?  eyes:
Logged
Warning: May contain Skub
Cat sitter extraordinaire
Semi-professional crocodile

Offline Miss Demeanour

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 36015
  • Reputation: 2
Re: Things you never wish you'd agreed to
« Reply #23 on: April 15, 2009, 01:29:25 PM »
Quote from: Nick on April 15, 2009, 01:28:18 PM
Are you taking your bikini?  eyes:

I would imagine I would wear one of them yes  doh:
Logged
Skubber

Offline Nick

  • Needs to get out more...
  • ******
  • Posts: 108862
  • Reputation: -115
Re: Things you never wish you'd agreed to
« Reply #24 on: April 15, 2009, 01:33:02 PM »
At least the brats will be clean after all that, um, fluming
Logged
Warning: May contain Skub
Cat sitter extraordinaire
Semi-professional crocodile

Offline Miss Demeanour

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 36015
  • Reputation: 2
Re: Things you never wish you'd agreed to
« Reply #25 on: April 15, 2009, 01:33:48 PM »
And tired hopefully  whistle:
Logged
Skubber

Offline Nick

  • Needs to get out more...
  • ******
  • Posts: 108862
  • Reputation: -115
Re: Things you never wish you'd agreed to
« Reply #26 on: April 15, 2009, 01:34:56 PM »
No, just hyperactive  eveilgrin:
Logged
Warning: May contain Skub
Cat sitter extraordinaire
Semi-professional crocodile

Offline Miss Demeanour

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 36015
  • Reputation: 2
Re: Things you never wish you'd agreed to
« Reply #27 on: April 15, 2009, 01:47:57 PM »
Stockpiling bottles of Night Nurse (original drowsy formula) as we speak.

Adequate dosage applied every 4 hours should control any signs of hyperactivity  eveilgrin:
Logged
Skubber

Offline Nick

  • Needs to get out more...
  • ******
  • Posts: 108862
  • Reputation: -115
Re: Things you never wish you'd agreed to
« Reply #28 on: April 15, 2009, 01:48:27 PM »
Piriton is good too!
Logged
Warning: May contain Skub
Cat sitter extraordinaire
Semi-professional crocodile

grumpyoldsoldier

  • Guest
Re: Things you never wish you'd agreed to
« Reply #29 on: April 15, 2009, 09:39:06 PM »
Warning shots to the head with a .357 magnum is good too, or threats of  having Gary Glitter to babysit, assisted by his two tooth fairies Michael Jackson and Michael Barrymore might keep them quiet.. noooo:
Logged
Pages: 1 [2] 3 4 ... 10   Go Up
« previous next »