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Re: Things you never wish you'd agreed to
« Reply #30 on: April 16, 2009, 05:16:41 AM »
Quote from: grumpyoldsoldier on April 15, 2009, 09:39:06 PM
Warning shots to the head with a .357 magnum is good too, or threats of  having Gary Glitter to babysit, assisted by his two tooth fairies Michael Jackson and Michael Barrymore might keep them quiet.. noooo:
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Re: Things you never wish you'd agreed to
« Reply #31 on: April 16, 2009, 01:51:46 PM »
Quote from: grumpyoldsoldier on April 15, 2009, 09:39:06 PM
Warning shots to the head with a .357 magnum is good too, or threats of  having Gary Glitter to babysit, assisted by his two tooth fairies Michael Jackson and Michael Barrymore might keep them quiet.. noooo:
Surely Barrymore would be in the swimming pool trying to clear a blockage?
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Re: Things you never wish you'd agreed to
« Reply #32 on: April 16, 2009, 02:01:38 PM »
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Re: Things you never wish you'd agreed to
« Reply #33 on: April 16, 2009, 02:09:28 PM »
But he wasn't there ...didn't see anything....doesn't know anything....what swimming pool  noooo:


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Re: Things you never wish you'd agreed to
« Reply #34 on: April 16, 2009, 02:29:02 PM »
So, when do you take charge?








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Re: Things you never wish you'd agreed to
« Reply #35 on: April 16, 2009, 02:34:42 PM »
In about 4 hours...... sad32:

I have also been given their activity itinerary for the weekend (apart from swimming tomorrow )  - dance classes for the eldest Saturday and Sunday morning, rugby for the boy Saturday - also going to his friends Saturday afternoon . The Brat has a laser quest party on Saturday as well . I think I may need to get my clones out  eeek:

She is leaving me a signed blank cheque for the take away on Saturday night  - what a fool  eveilgrin:
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Re: Things you never wish you'd agreed to
« Reply #36 on: April 16, 2009, 02:35:36 PM »
And don't forget the baby. It will cry day and night  noooo:
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Re: Things you never wish you'd agreed to
« Reply #37 on: April 16, 2009, 02:38:44 PM »
She is quite a bright little kid and likes to play on the piano when she is not asking you to read stories or talking constantly to you when sat on your lap, clung to your leg etc   sad32: sad32: sad32:
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Re: Things you never wish you'd agreed to
« Reply #38 on: April 16, 2009, 02:46:44 PM »
Ah yes, but she will pine for her absent parents and scream and scream and scream  noooo:
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Re: Things you never wish you'd agreed to
« Reply #39 on: April 16, 2009, 02:54:08 PM »
Yes and very loudly, I hate other peoples rug rats
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Re: Things you never wish you'd agreed to
« Reply #40 on: April 16, 2009, 02:56:42 PM »
why. oh why oh why  sad32: sad32: sad32:
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Re: Things you never wish you'd agreed to
« Reply #41 on: April 16, 2009, 02:59:01 PM »
And I guess the boy may get injured at rugby so that's a night in A&E  noooo:
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Re: Things you never wish you'd agreed to
« Reply #42 on: April 16, 2009, 04:04:36 PM »
And the THW brats will go AWOL. That's certain  noooo:
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Re: Things you never wish you'd agreed to
« Reply #43 on: April 16, 2009, 04:09:03 PM »
And I will just sit quietly ...rocking in my chair and talking to myself  noooo:
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Re: Things you never wish you'd agreed to
« Reply #44 on: April 16, 2009, 04:11:34 PM »
With a red faced screaming three year old clamped to your leg  noooo:
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