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Re: Things you never wish you'd agreed to
« Reply #75 on: April 16, 2009, 05:28:44 PM »
Another e-mail...  eeek:

Apparently there is a problem with the new stair carpet now...



That's blood that is... noooo:
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Re: Things you never wish you'd agreed to
« Reply #76 on: April 16, 2009, 05:29:44 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on April 16, 2009, 05:28:07 PM
When my two eldest children were quite young, 6 and 7ish, they used to play at painting my car, water and paintbrushes for them, a quiet interlude for me cloud9:  One Sunday they asked if they could paint my car and of course I said 'yes' a an hour or so later daughter No 1 appeared covered in emulsion....My car had been properly painted.  It actually made me giggle.... redface:  Never did manage to get the pale pink paint completely removed from the dimpled dark grey of the front bumper.
I take it they didn't live to 7 and 8ish...?  eeek:
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Re: Things you never wish you'd agreed to
« Reply #77 on: April 16, 2009, 05:35:56 PM »
Indeed they did,  now  26 and 24  scared2: they had asked I had said yes....

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Re: Things you never wish you'd agreed to
« Reply #78 on: April 16, 2009, 05:38:39 PM »
Is this a good time for the itinerant Irish painter joke?
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Re: Things you never wish you'd agreed to
« Reply #79 on: April 16, 2009, 05:55:10 PM »
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Re: Things you never wish you'd agreed to
« Reply #80 on: April 16, 2009, 07:15:32 PM »
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Re: Things you never wish you'd agreed to
« Reply #81 on: April 16, 2009, 08:10:33 PM »
I wonder how she is coping  noooo:























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Re: Things you never wish you'd agreed to
« Reply #82 on: April 16, 2009, 08:40:55 PM »
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Re: Things you never wish you'd agreed to
« Reply #83 on: April 16, 2009, 09:08:36 PM »
She has done a Michael Jackson on that kid
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Re: Things you never wish you'd agreed to
« Reply #84 on: April 17, 2009, 06:38:19 AM »
5.45 the litle one got up .....

5.45 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She was running around last night and banged her face into the edge of a door - no plasters required just hoping the bump isn't too large   scared2:

Going swimming today is now also proving to be a problem as it is an inconvenient time of the month for one of the THW  evil: . I have suggested they take a couple of magazines full of the normal crap they like reading and sit it out whilst the rest of us go swimming but she is none too impressed and wants to do something together. Oh FFS  - why can these things just never be simple  evil:

I am commencing work on the basement as we speak - the sound insulation should be in by teatime  evil:
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Re: Things you never wish you'd agreed to
« Reply #85 on: April 17, 2009, 08:22:54 AM »
Just finished the breakfast orders ...every bloody one of them different  evil:

1 wanted cereal - not a probem
1 wanted crumpets - not a problem
1 wanted french toast - mmmmm
The boy wanted bacon , eggs, grilled tomatoes , beans and toast  noooo:

Someone is pushing their luck already  evil:
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Re: Things you never wish you'd agreed to
« Reply #86 on: April 17, 2009, 08:29:07 AM »
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Re: Things you never wish you'd agreed to
« Reply #87 on: April 17, 2009, 09:10:52 AM »
French toast = bread toasted one side only IIRC?
Half the time therefore, so what's your problem then you tiresome old moose?  ::)
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Re: Things you never wish you'd agreed to
« Reply #88 on: April 17, 2009, 09:11:09 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on April 17, 2009, 08:22:54 AM
Just finished the breakfast orders ...every bloody one of them different  evil:

1 wanted cereal - not a probem
1 wanted crumpets - not a problem
1 wanted french toast - mmmmm
The boy wanted bacon , eggs, grilled tomatoes , beans and toast  noooo:

Someone is pushing their luck already  evil:
I hope they all got toast...?  noooo:
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Re: Things you never wish you'd agreed to
« Reply #89 on: April 17, 2009, 09:11:43 AM »
Quote from: GROWLER on April 17, 2009, 09:10:52 AM
French toast = bread toasted one side only IIRC?
Half the time therefore, so what's your problem then you tiresome old moose?  ::)
Noooo... French toast is bread with eggy mixture isn't it...?
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