The French

[grumpyoldsoldier]

Once again the frogs are holding us to ransom by blocking off the ports, they always seem to be on strike  on every British Bank Holiday.

So I have decided  to make my own small protest  by boycotting their goods, in future I shall no longer buy any French Letters. I thank you.

[Miss Demeanour]

I take it your stockpile will last your through these hard times GOS 

[tel]

I used to do the pensions admin for the makers of Durex - The London Rubber Co.

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Once again the frogs are holding us to ransom by blocking off the ports, they always seem to be on strike  on every British Bank Holiday.

So I have decided  to make my own small protest  by boycotting their goods, in future I shall no longer buy any French Letters. I thank you.

I'll send you mine GOS it's only been used once....

[Darwins Selection]

I take it your stockpile will last your through these hard times GOS 

Give the absence of 'hard times' chez GOS, the stockpile will probably last until the next century.

Unless he is using them to keep mud out of the barrel of his Bren gun of course.

[Barman]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBMlZk_lqCM

 

[grumpyoldsoldier]

I take it your stockpile will last your through these hard times GOS 

Indeed Miss D, I stillhave one in my wallet, somewhat crumpled I must admit. I sometimes look at it and sigh.

[grumpyoldsoldier]

Once again the frogs are holding us to ransom by blocking off the ports, they always seem to be on strike  on every British Bank Holiday.

So I have decided  to make my own small protest  by boycotting their goods, in future I shall no longer buy any French Letters. I thank you.

I'll send you mine GOS it's only been used once....

Thanks for that Mis C, I noted  that there was no mention of me

[Darwins Selection]

Once again the frogs are holding us to ransom by blocking off the ports, they always seem to be on strike  on every British Bank Holiday.

So I have decided  to make my own small protest  by boycotting their goods, in future I shall no longer buy any French Letters. I thank you.

I'll send you mine GOS it's only been used once....

Thanks for that Mis C, I noted  that there was no mention of me

Are you sure, Veronica?

[grumpyoldsoldier]

I take it your stockpile will last your through these hard times GOS 

Give the absence of 'hard times' chez GOS, the stockpile will probably last until the next century.

Unless he is using them to keep mud out of the barrel of his Bren gun of course.

I like your style Darwin,

Unless he is using them to keep mud out of the barrel of his Bren gun of course.

Hard times? I bloody wish!

[grumpyoldsoldier]

Once again the frogs are holding us to ransom by blocking off the ports, they always seem to be on strike  on every British Bank Holiday.

So I have decided  to make my own small protest  by boycotting their goods, in future I shall no longer buy any French Letters. I thank you.

I'll send you mine GOS it's only been used once....

Thanks for that Mis C, I noted  that there was no mention of me

Are you sure, Veronica?

Shit.. rumbled again, was it the petticoat that gave me away?

[Darwins Selection]

Once again the frogs are holding us to ransom by blocking off the ports, they always seem to be on strike  on every British Bank Holiday.

So I have decided  to make my own small protest  by boycotting their goods, in future I shall no longer buy any French Letters. I thank you.

I'll send you mine GOS it's only been used once....

Thanks for that Mis C, I noted  that there was no mention of me

Are you sure, Veronica?

Shit.. rumbled again, was it the petticoat that gave me away?

That, and the aroma of lavender.

[grumpyoldsoldier]

Gives me away every time, a satchet under each arm pit is a tad over the top maybe.