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Fast food police: Caribbean takeaway closed down for opening too close to school
« on: April 21, 2009, 05:19:27 AM »
Quote from: Mail Online
The hit squad had prepared their raid long in advance.

At 10am eight police officers, some in anti-stab vests, joined three council employees on the doorstep of the Bamboo Joint takeaway.

Their mission? To stamp out the practice of selling jerk chicken within 400 metres of a secondary school.



Four policemen, four fucking policemen to close down a takeaway????  eeek:

The Reggae Source. Read it and weep....  noooo:

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Re: Fast food police: Caribbean takeaway closed down for opening too close to school
« Reply #1 on: April 21, 2009, 08:14:14 AM »
I expect the shop was mainly selling "salad" to the kids.
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Re: Fast food police: Caribbean takeaway closed down for opening too close to sc
« Reply #2 on: April 21, 2009, 03:58:28 PM »
Hi All

A few years ago I might have thought that this was a belated April Fool joke.  .  .  But these days nothing surprises me anymore.    What next, and please don't answer that in case somebody gets an new idea from it in Whitehall. 

Hatefull Bastards the lot of 'em  cussing:

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Re: Fast food police: Caribbean takeaway closed down for opening too close to school
« Reply #3 on: April 21, 2009, 04:25:18 PM »
Welcome Daw.

You cannot have a takeaway within 400 metres of a school ~ when did that piece of legislation slip though?

Utter, utter nonsense.
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Re: Fast food police: Caribbean takeaway closed down for opening too close to sc
« Reply #4 on: April 21, 2009, 04:26:03 PM »
Quote from: The Daw on April 21, 2009, 03:58:28 PM
Hi All

A few years ago I might have thought that this was a belated April Fool joke.  .  .  But these days nothing surprises me anymore.    What next, and please don't answer that in case somebody gets an new idea from it in Whitehall. 

Hatefull Bastards the lot of 'em  cussing:

The Daw
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Re: Fast food police: Caribbean takeaway closed down for opening too close to sc
« Reply #5 on: April 21, 2009, 04:59:33 PM »
Quote from: Barman on April 21, 2009, 04:26:03 PM
Hat, coat, daw....  redface:
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Re: Fast food police: Caribbean takeaway closed down for opening too close to school
« Reply #6 on: April 21, 2009, 06:02:41 PM »
He's bound not to return now  - frightened him off you have  lol:  I am presuming it is a him but you boys will have to conduct the usual initiation ceremony to find out  whistle:

Welcome Daw step in and pull up a seat  redface:
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Re: Fast food police: Caribbean takeaway closed down for opening too close to school
« Reply #7 on: April 21, 2009, 06:16:18 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on April 21, 2009, 06:02:41 PM
He's bound not to return now  - frightened him off you have  lol: ( I am presuming it is a him but you boys will have to conduct the usual initiation ceremony to find out  whistle:

Welcome Daw, step in and pull up a seat  redface:
And get the booze in... a tradition of the pub like...  whistle:
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Re: Fast food police: Caribbean takeaway closed down for opening too close to school
« Reply #8 on: April 21, 2009, 06:51:20 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on April 21, 2009, 06:02:41 PM
He's bound not to return now  - frightened him off you have  lol:  I am presuming it is a him but you boys will have to conduct the usual initiation ceremony to find out  whistle:

Welcome Daw step in and pull up a seat  redface:

Typed that in Welsh now you have!  lol:

As for him/her ~ I have every confidence you and Wenchy could have his pants down faster then we could.  whistle:


Oh ~ Welcome to the madhouse Daw.
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Re: Fast food police: Caribbean takeaway closed down for opening too close to school
« Reply #9 on: April 21, 2009, 06:55:15 PM »
Quote from: Barman on April 21, 2009, 05:19:27 AM
Quote from: Mail Online
The hit squad had prepared their raid long in advance.

At 10am eight police officers, some in anti-stab vests, joined three council employees on the doorstep of the Bamboo Joint takeaway.

Their mission? To stamp out the practice of selling jerk chicken within 400 metres of a secondary school.



Four policemen, four fucking policemen to close down a takeaway????  eeek:

The Reggae Source. Read it and weep....  noooo:



Bunch of twats ~ the same local authority MUST have passed the premises to sell take away food in the first place! Every commercial premises has to have a grading issued by the local council and if it is to sell food it must be classified Class A.
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Re: Fast food police: Caribbean takeaway closed down for opening too close to school
« Reply #10 on: April 21, 2009, 07:00:29 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on April 21, 2009, 06:51:20 PM
Typed that in Welsh now you have!  lol:

Just for you Snoops  ;)

Quote from: Snoopy on April 21, 2009, 06:51:20 PM
As for him/her ~ I have every confidence you and Wenchy could have his pants down faster then we could.  whistle:
eeek:
We would need to know whether they were boxers or pants and in what material ...different resistant properties and all that  whistle:
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Re: Fast food police: Caribbean takeaway closed down for opening too close to school
« Reply #11 on: April 21, 2009, 07:02:40 PM »
I'll sidle into the gents if he heads that way ~ you stake out the ladies. ;)
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Re: Fast food police: Caribbean takeaway closed down for opening too close to school
« Reply #12 on: April 21, 2009, 07:05:39 PM »
On my way  lol:

which Door will The Daw open  rubschin:


P.S sorry for going against the rules of The Commons and i shall now try and bring this topic back on thread..

I am sure what they were selling was deemed to be Class A  ;)
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Re: Fast food police: Caribbean takeaway closed down for opening too close to school
« Reply #13 on: April 21, 2009, 07:09:53 PM »
The problem seems to be that the council were afraid they would sell it to Class A.

But seriously you don't see many obese Jamaicans around do you. (Big fat Mommas excepted of course but that is normal)
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Re: Fast food police: Caribbean takeaway closed down for opening too close to sc
« Reply #14 on: April 21, 2009, 08:24:06 PM »
Ok... So, how many police officers does it take to close down a fast food joint?  rubschin:
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