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Offline Bar Wench

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Re: Family Gatherings
« Reply #15 on: June 21, 2007, 02:24:52 PM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on June 21, 2007, 01:48:09 PM
Unless your family is seriously dysfunctional (and few are) I'd recommend it.

1) The Aunt adicted to plastic surgery and her poor anorexic daughter. (The normal daughter is on the Inca trail at the mo.)
2) The Wican Aunt with the possibly gay son and bitchy daughter.
3) The Lesbian Aunt whose partner of many years has just dumped her.

It ain't a recipe for a relaxing day out.
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Re: Family Gatherings
« Reply #16 on: June 21, 2007, 02:40:30 PM »
No, but at least you'll have plenty to talk about.  lol:
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Re: Family Gatherings
« Reply #17 on: June 21, 2007, 02:42:01 PM »
I seem to have missed that one. Pity.
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Re: Family Gatherings
« Reply #18 on: June 21, 2007, 02:43:20 PM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on June 21, 2007, 02:40:30 PM
No, but at least you'll have plenty to talk about.  lol:

No, because although we all know these things we aren't allowed to mention them. Mr Wench has been given a free pass out of them this year. sad24:
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Re: Family Gatherings
« Reply #19 on: June 21, 2007, 02:49:00 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on June 21, 2007, 02:24:52 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on June 21, 2007, 01:48:09 PM
Unless your family is seriously dysfunctional (and few are) I'd recommend it.

1) The Aunt adicted to plastic surgery and her poor anorexic daughter. (The normal daughter is on the Inca trail at the mo.)
2) The Wican Aunt with the possibly gay son and bitchy daughter.
3) The Lesbian Aunt whose partner of many years has just dumped her.

It ain't a recipe for a relaxing day out.

Start a fight!

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Offline Bar Wench

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Re: Family Gatherings
« Reply #20 on: June 21, 2007, 02:49:46 PM »
Quote from: Nick on June 21, 2007, 02:49:00 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on June 21, 2007, 02:24:52 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on June 21, 2007, 01:48:09 PM
Unless your family is seriously dysfunctional (and few are) I'd recommend it.

1) The Aunt adicted to plastic surgery and her poor anorexic daughter. (The normal daughter is on the Inca trail at the mo.)
2) The Wican Aunt with the possibly gay son and bitchy daughter.
3) The Lesbian Aunt whose partner of many years has just dumped her.

It ain't a recipe for a relaxing day out.

Start a fight!

That's my Brother's job. Mine is getting him out of the house after he has elbowed Wican Aunt in the face.  eeek:
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Re: Family Gatherings
« Reply #21 on: June 21, 2007, 03:04:15 PM »
It could be worse Wenchy, wiccan aunt could get completely bladdered and decide to go skyclad  eeek:
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Re: Family Gatherings
« Reply #22 on: June 21, 2007, 03:05:16 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 21, 2007, 03:04:15 PM
It could be worse Wenchy, wiccan aunt could get completely bladdered and decide to go skyclad  eeek:

That happened at Granny's birthday two years ago.  eeek: Last year I was in Spain.
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Re: Family Gatherings
« Reply #23 on: June 21, 2007, 08:17:48 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on June 21, 2007, 02:24:52 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on June 21, 2007, 01:48:09 PM
Unless your family is seriously dysfunctional (and few are) I'd recommend it.

1) The Aunt adicted to plastic surgery and her poor anorexic daughter. (The normal daughter is on the Inca trail at the mo.)
2) The Wican Aunt with the possibly gay son and bitchy daughter.
3) The Lesbian Aunt whose partner of many years has just dumped her.

It ain't a recipe for a relaxing day out.

I see you Jeremy Kyle Outlaws and raise you:

Alcoholic MIL, slept with one of her daughters boyfriends
FIL still living with MIL despite 10 years divorced
Wife's brother is actually her nephew (found out 2 years ago)
SIL1 three kids by different coloured parents, 1 in care, 2 living elsewhere
SIL2 on the game, driven to 'appointments' by her husband
All dole scrounging scumbags

Fuck, what have I done?  scared2:
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Re: Family Gatherings
« Reply #24 on: June 22, 2007, 05:52:17 AM »
Quote from: Mr Happy on June 21, 2007, 08:17:48 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on June 21, 2007, 02:24:52 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on June 21, 2007, 01:48:09 PM
Unless your family is seriously dysfunctional (and few are) I'd recommend it.

1) The Aunt adicted to plastic surgery and her poor anorexic daughter. (The normal daughter is on the Inca trail at the mo.)
2) The Wican Aunt with the possibly gay son and bitchy daughter.
3) The Lesbian Aunt whose partner of many years has just dumped her.

It ain't a recipe for a relaxing day out.

I see you Jeremy Kyle Outlaws and raise you:

Alcoholic MIL, slept with one of her daughters boyfriends
FIL still living with MIL despite 10 years divorced
Wife's brother is actually her nephew (found out 2 years ago)
SIL1 three kids by different coloured parents, 1 in care, 2 living elsewhere
SIL2 on the game, driven to 'appointments' by her husband
All dole scrounging scumbags

Fuck, what have I done?  scared2:
surrender:
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Re: Family Gatherings
« Reply #25 on: June 22, 2007, 07:17:21 AM »
Yikes. My sister just phoned.

"We are leaving about 10 and should be with you mid afternoon"

WTF is she on about? Then I remembered that 2 months ago she arranged to stay over here tonight en route to somewwhere or other. Completely forgot about it. Full day of work, car to clean (bloodstains) and house a complete tip. Oh and Mrs Nick doesn't know they are coming either.

Yikes Banghead
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Re: Family Gatherings
« Reply #26 on: June 22, 2007, 07:19:11 AM »
Quote from: Nick on June 22, 2007, 07:17:21 AM
Yikes. My sister just phoned.

"We are leaving about 10 and should be with you mid afternoon"

WTF is she on about? Then I remembered that 2 months ago she arranged to stay over here tonight en route to somewwhere or other. Completely forgot about it. Full day of work, car to clean (bloodstains) and house a complete tip. Oh and Mrs Nick doesn't know they are coming either.

Yikes Banghead

But you do have spare beds remember? point:
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Re: Family Gatherings
« Reply #27 on: June 22, 2007, 07:28:35 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on June 22, 2007, 07:19:11 AM
Quote from: Nick on June 22, 2007, 07:17:21 AM
Yikes. My sister just phoned.

"We are leaving about 10 and should be with you mid afternoon"

WTF is she on about? Then I remembered that 2 months ago she arranged to stay over here tonight en route to somewwhere or other. Completely forgot about it. Full day of work, car to clean (bloodstains) and house a complete tip. Oh and Mrs Nick doesn't know they are coming either.

Yikes Banghead

But you do have spare beds remember? point:
And dining tables and pots ?n pans-a-plenty!
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Re: Family Gatherings
« Reply #28 on: June 22, 2007, 07:30:27 AM »
Mrs Nick doesn't know!!! You mean you didn't fill out the request form in triplicate and wait for confirmation!?!?  scared2: Even Mr Wench knows better than that!
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Re: Family Gatherings
« Reply #29 on: June 22, 2007, 07:31:34 AM »
Quote from: Barman on June 22, 2007, 07:28:35 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on June 22, 2007, 07:19:11 AM
Quote from: Nick on June 22, 2007, 07:17:21 AM
Yikes. My sister just phoned.

"We are leaving about 10 and should be with you mid afternoon"

WTF is she on about? Then I remembered that 2 months ago she arranged to stay over here tonight en route to somewwhere or other. Completely forgot about it. Full day of work, car to clean (bloodstains) and house a complete tip. Oh and Mrs Nick doesn't know they are coming either.

Yikes Banghead

But you do have spare beds remember? point:
And dining tables and pots ?n pans-a-plenty!

Do you want me to put on my Dinner Jacket and come round to open doors and things?
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