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Offline TG

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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #150 on: April 29, 2009, 08:53:01 PM »
So how are we all tonight? Anybody done a head count? Anyone missing?

Sniffles anyone? Uncontrollable flatulence? Not that flatulence is a symptom but its something to laugh at like.

I feel fine thanks for asking.  ;)

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Offline The Moan Ranger

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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #151 on: April 29, 2009, 08:53:43 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on April 29, 2009, 08:49:05 PM
Oh  it's not for you ...it is to give us any reason for a drink up  lol:

Also the day Hitler topped himself...
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #152 on: April 29, 2009, 09:04:54 PM »
 lol:

Yer all fecking mad!

See you tomorrow and Happy Birthday TMR

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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #153 on: April 29, 2009, 09:08:44 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on April 29, 2009, 09:04:54 PM
lol:

Yer all fecking mad!

See you tomorrow and Happy Birthday TMR



Thank you Snoops. I must now sleep, I have been consuming a "few" Young's. I wonder if, when I wake up tomorrow morning, it will be like a scene out of "28 days later"...
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #154 on: April 29, 2009, 09:16:09 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on April 29, 2009, 09:04:54 PM
lol:

Yer all fecking mad!

See you tomorrow and Happy Birthday TMR



And Miss D's last day at work for a month...

I'm buying  lol: lol: lol:
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #155 on: April 29, 2009, 09:20:49 PM »
The outspoken head of  Ryanair has dismissed apocalyptic warnings of a global swine flu pandemic, saying that the virus was only a risk to Asians and Mexicans “living in slums”.

Michael O’Leary told a press conference that he did not think the virus that is thought to have killed around 150 people in Mexico would wipe out his firm's business this summer despite UN warnings of a pandemic.

“Are we going to die from swine flu? No. Are we in danger of SARS? No. Foot and mouth disease? No. Will it affect people flying short-haul flights around Europe this summer? Thankfully, no," Mr O'Leary said.

He added: “It is a tragedy only for people living ... in slums in Asia or Mexico. But will the honeymoon couple from Edinburgh die? No. A couple of Strepsils will do the job.

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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #156 on: April 29, 2009, 10:13:45 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on April 29, 2009, 08:31:51 PM
Calm down dears ~ Gordon says that the UK is better prepared to meet this global threat than any other country ~ mind he said that about the recession too as I recall ........... Perhaps we should allow ourselves a small panic. GOS will organise one tomorrow I expect ~ unless it rains.
I am always up for a good panic. Will there be a band?Can't have a decent panic without a band
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #157 on: April 30, 2009, 07:44:53 AM »
This bunch from the local Kebab Shop Owners Association are available and cheap ~ will they do?

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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #158 on: April 30, 2009, 08:23:34 AM »
Contrary to belief I have not subcummed to swine flu!
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #159 on: April 30, 2009, 08:27:27 AM »
Quote from: grumpyoldsoldier on April 29, 2009, 10:13:45 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on April 29, 2009, 08:31:51 PM
Calm down dears ~ Gordon says that the UK is better prepared to meet this global threat than any other country ~ mind he said that about the recession too as I recall ........... Perhaps we should allow ourselves a small panic. GOS will organise one tomorrow I expect ~ unless it rains.
I am always up for a good panic. Will there be a band?Can't have a decent panic without a band

A good panic would break the monotony here. Shall I start now or wait for level 6?
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #160 on: April 30, 2009, 08:30:15 AM »
A report on the BBC news yesterday evening was enjoyable. A reporter was giving a breathless and dramatic account from a school in Paignton I think. As usual kids were bouncing around behind him taking the piss, one of them was wearing what appeared to be a WWII gas mask.

Well it made me larf anyway.
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #161 on: April 30, 2009, 08:57:51 AM »
Still alive  happy088

and happy birthday TMR
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #162 on: April 30, 2009, 09:04:23 AM »
Quote from: TG on April 30, 2009, 08:27:27 AM
Quote from: grumpyoldsoldier on April 29, 2009, 10:13:45 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on April 29, 2009, 08:31:51 PM
Calm down dears ~ Gordon says that the UK is better prepared to meet this global threat than any other country ~ mind he said that about the recession too as I recall ........... Perhaps we should allow ourselves a small panic. GOS will organise one tomorrow I expect ~ unless it rains.
I am always up for a good panic. Will there be a band?Can't have a decent panic without a band

A good panic would break the monotony here. Shall I start now or wait for level 6?
Start now... just in case you are dead before Level 6 like...
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #163 on: April 30, 2009, 11:23:08 AM »
Swine Flu Hotline 0800 345 0546

Jut tried to call it but couldn’t hear a thing - too much crackling on the line…

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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #164 on: April 30, 2009, 11:27:41 AM »
Quote from: Nick on April 30, 2009, 11:23:08 AM
Swine Flu Hotline 0800 345 0546

Jut tried to call it but couldn’t hear a thing - too much crackling on the line…



See post #32 this topic!
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