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Offline Snoopy

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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #600 on: July 06, 2009, 07:36:44 PM »
Or part thereof  whistle:
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #601 on: July 09, 2009, 11:02:39 AM »
14 cases at my kid's school.  eeek:
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #602 on: July 09, 2009, 11:04:17 AM »
Will be very common now - schools will no longer be closing - you will just be expected to keep your child off school if they exhibit any symptons
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #603 on: July 09, 2009, 11:04:53 AM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on July 09, 2009, 11:02:39 AM
14 cases at my kid's school.  eeek:

Best book some time off work like.
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #604 on: July 09, 2009, 11:38:01 AM »
But I'm going on holiday soon.  eeek:
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #605 on: July 09, 2009, 11:45:16 AM »
Exactly the moment when all of my children, over the years, have managed to catch something ~ and the one year when none of them caught anything the eldest girl got herself knocked over by a car on the way home from school on the day they broke up.
I have spread measles, unknowingly, all over Holland by trotting round with a child who we thought had a sniffle and she developed full blown measles on the boat home. I have had the eldest boy diagnosed with "A mump" (No I didn't know you could get them singularly either) on the day before departure. We postponed that holiday by a fortnight and bugger me if half way through the delayed holiday he came down with the second mump. Banghead


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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #606 on: July 09, 2009, 11:50:27 AM »
To all of us who are just about to go on our well deserved holidays

 :lalalala :lalalala :lalalala :lalalala :lalalala
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #607 on: July 09, 2009, 11:56:08 AM »
Unfortunately, I suspect this is exactly what happened on the ship that's been moored off Invergordon since Monday. In spite of better judgement and making a declaration of good health someone decided to board whilst suffering some form of gastroenteritis and before you know it half the passengers come down with it  noooo:
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #608 on: July 09, 2009, 12:10:53 PM »
There have been times over the last 41 years when I have felt some sympathy with Herod's ideas. evil: evil:
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #609 on: July 10, 2009, 10:46:24 AM »
1st person in my team reported ill today with suspected swine flu  noooo:



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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #610 on: July 10, 2009, 10:51:00 AM »
Get one of these.




No not the guy in jeans but a barge pole
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #611 on: July 10, 2009, 10:58:29 AM »
You always spoil my fun  lol:
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #612 on: July 10, 2009, 11:02:47 AM »
I did choose the picture with care  whistle:
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #613 on: July 10, 2009, 02:59:40 PM »
Just talking to a chap in the office and remarked that I hadn't seen him for a while.

"Oh, I've been off with swine flu" <cough, cough>

 Double plus eeek:
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #614 on: July 11, 2009, 10:05:09 AM »
I see in today's rag that anyone who imagines they have swine flu will be encouraged to take two weeks off work.

I predict an epidemic!
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