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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #630 on: July 14, 2009, 04:43:12 PM »
Reassurance spun to keep panic at bay or the truth?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8150527.stm
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #631 on: July 14, 2009, 04:51:48 PM »
Um, swine flu is a natural cause of death innit?
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #632 on: July 14, 2009, 05:46:33 PM »
Indeed, a report worthy of Mandleson at his best. Tells the truth but in such a way as to suggest something completely different. Deniable at all times but fully intended to mislead. Hence my suggestion that it was "spun".
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #633 on: July 14, 2009, 07:46:45 PM »
Um, swine flu is a natural cause of death innit?

Apart from murder /manslaughter / suicide  / accident are there any other unnatural causes of death  rubschin:
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #634 on: July 14, 2009, 07:52:24 PM »
Um, swine flu is a natural cause of death innit?

Apart from murder /manslaughter / suicide  / accident are there any other unnatural causes of death  rubschin:

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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #635 on: July 14, 2009, 07:53:53 PM »
My Great, Great Grandfather was adjudged by the Coroner's Jury to have "Died by the Visitation of God".

In fact the surgeon said he died of unspecified natural causes but the Jury weren't having any of that ~ If one of their number died in his sleep at the age of 56 they felt something more was needed. In point of fact he probably died of long term Arsenic poisoning as he was a tinsmith and they used Arsenic in their work and early death was not uncommon ~ for no apparent reason.

Frankly I rather like the phrase the jury selected ....... given that this was in 1860 and people held religion in much greater esteem than they do today it was probably meant as a comfort to his window and 14 ( eeek:) children.
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #636 on: July 14, 2009, 07:54:20 PM »
Um, swine flu is a natural cause of death innit?

Apart from murder /manslaughter / suicide  / accident are there any other unnatural causes of death  rubschin:

Yes. Wives.

Nagged to death is a well known cause.  lol:
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #637 on: July 14, 2009, 07:57:33 PM »
Um, swine flu is a natural cause of death innit?

Apart from murder /manslaughter / suicide  / accident are there any other unnatural causes of death  rubschin:

Yes. Wives.

Nagged to death is a well known cause.  lol:

Because those that succumb, choose to. And fair play to them I say.

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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #638 on: July 14, 2009, 08:01:03 PM »
Bitterness must be a contributing factor as well  lol:
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #639 on: July 14, 2009, 08:01:13 PM »
Um, swine flu is a natural cause of death innit?

Apart from murder /manslaughter / suicide  / accident are there any other unnatural causes of death  rubschin:

Yes. Wives.

Nagged to death is a well known cause.  lol:

Because those that succumb, choose to. And fair play to them I say.

There are times when a loooooooooong sleep seems preferable. surrender:
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #640 on: July 14, 2009, 08:05:50 PM »
Um, swine flu is a natural cause of death innit?

Apart from murder /manslaughter / suicide  / accident are there any other unnatural causes of death  rubschin:

Yes. Wives.

Nagged to death is a well known cause.  lol:

Because those that succumb, choose to. And fair play to them I say.

There are times when a loooooooooong sleep seems preferable. surrender:

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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #641 on: July 14, 2009, 08:21:24 PM »
Um, swine flu is a natural cause of death innit?

Apart from murder /manslaughter / suicide  / accident are there any other unnatural causes of death  rubschin:

Yes. Wives.

Nagged to death is a well known cause.  lol:

Or shagged to death in his case by the sound of it. Something you are quite safe from I fear
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #642 on: July 15, 2009, 07:58:56 AM »
Um, swine flu is a natural cause of death innit?

Apart from murder /manslaughter / suicide  / accident are there any other unnatural causes of death  rubschin:
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #643 on: July 15, 2009, 08:27:08 AM »
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #644 on: July 15, 2009, 07:46:38 PM »
Swine Flu Confirmed in Colwyn Bay


That's only ten miles from here  scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:
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