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Offline TG

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We are all going to die!
« on: April 26, 2009, 12:11:30 PM »
Well one day. But it seems the media is determined to scare the shite out of us by whipping us into a frenzied panic about our imminent death in a flu pandemic.

Mrs TG works at a health centre at the university so I suspect every student who has heard another human being sneeze will be in a panic and demanding instant inoculation against 'swine flu' or any other type of flu for that matter.

So, you have been warned people. Get yourself down the supermarket and stock up on bottled water, hankies, night nurse and White Lightening.

Good luck and may god walk with you.

TG survival tip #1 : Buy Series one of 'survivors' on DVD and get lots of helpful advice on how to survive in the post-pandemic world.  happy088


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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #1 on: April 26, 2009, 12:12:35 PM »
I have a sniffle  noooo:
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #2 on: April 26, 2009, 12:14:32 PM »
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« Reply #3 on: April 26, 2009, 12:22:07 PM »
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #4 on: April 26, 2009, 03:25:32 PM »
Well, according to David Attenbrough this is just what the doctor ordered nature plannned  Shrugs:
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #5 on: April 26, 2009, 03:27:35 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on April 26, 2009, 03:25:32 PM
Well, according to David Attenbrough this is just what the doctor ordered nature plannned  Shrugs:
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #6 on: April 27, 2009, 07:32:40 AM »
We have spent a fortune on planning for an event of this kind......whichever animal it was transmitted by.

This has now turned into the emergency continuity planner's wet dream scenario - hope they are  left disappointed  eeek:
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #7 on: April 27, 2009, 07:58:36 AM »
According to the wireless it could affect 15 million people in this country  eveilgrin:

I bet. Maybe the entire Cabinet could get it and die  eveilgrin:
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #8 on: April 27, 2009, 09:37:06 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on April 27, 2009, 07:32:40 AM
We have spent a fortune on planning for an event of this kind......whichever animal it was transmitted by.

This has now turned into the emergency continuity planner's wet dream scenario - hope they are  left disappointed  eeek:
All leave cancelled then?  eeek:
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #9 on: April 27, 2009, 09:45:25 AM »
We have a stock of vaccinations  whistle:
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #10 on: April 27, 2009, 09:46:18 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on April 27, 2009, 09:45:25 AM
We have a stock of vaccinations  whistle:
Bring some with you next week then like....  ;)
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #11 on: April 27, 2009, 09:49:57 AM »
I will be a carrier of other stuff next week  ::)
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #12 on: April 27, 2009, 09:55:05 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on April 27, 2009, 09:49:57 AM
I will be a carrier of other stuff next week  ::)
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Well, you don't have to carry the projector now....  noooo:
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #13 on: April 27, 2009, 10:01:32 AM »
True...

You don't need any extra protection . I can wipe away your  sniffles with my axe  eveilgrin:
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #14 on: April 27, 2009, 10:16:25 AM »
Now now Miss D, be nice to BM. After all BM is old enough to remember the Spanish Lady so he's bound to be worried about this outbreak.  whistle:
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