We are all going to die!

[Miss Demeanour]

I believe one of the newest trends is that there is an increased death rate in the young and healthy 

[Uncle Mort]

I'm neither - yippee (!) 

[Grumpmeister]

I won't panic until all those younger and healthier than I am have kicked the bucket then Miss D. 

[Miss Demeanour]

Indeed - and none of us are vulnerable are we 

[Uncle Mort]

I think I might get a Mexican Airline tag to put on the briefcase ~ should guarantee a seat on the train. 

[Nick]

 

[Grumpmeister]

The main reason that younger people are being affected more is because we are cleaner now than we were in the past so they aren't exposed to the same amount of germs and bugs which build up the immune system Miss D.

[Darwins Selection]

I think I might get a Mexican Airline tag to put on the briefcase ~ should guarantee a seat on the train. 

a tee shirt with "I Flu Air Mexico" would also be good.

[Miss Demeanour]

The main reason that younger people are being affected more is because we are cleaner now than we were in the past so they aren't exposed to the same amount of germs and bugs which build up the immune system Miss D.

Doesn't apply to teenagers then 

[Barman]

True...

You don't need any extra protection . I can wipe away your  sniffles with my axe 

[Barman]

I think I might get a Mexican Airline tag to put on the briefcase ~ should guarantee a seat on the train. 

a tee shirt with "I Flu Air Mexico" would also be good.

[Pastis]

Now, where did I put that poncho?   

[Miss Demeanour]

All those poor hay fever sufferers will now have to be isolated and tested until they can prove that they pose no risk to us 

[Grumpmeister]

I can see sick leave going through the roof now. The moment someone calls in saying that they have flu the boss will be screaming at them down the phone to stay away. 

[The Moan Ranger]

They are blaming international air travel - great news for the tree-huggers, yet another reason to batter the airlines!