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Offline Nick

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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #30 on: April 27, 2009, 01:06:47 PM »
I blame the pigs
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #31 on: April 27, 2009, 01:11:56 PM »
They do seem to be hogging the news today.
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #32 on: April 27, 2009, 01:36:22 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on April 27, 2009, 01:11:56 PM
They do seem to be hogging the news today.
Indeed, the airwaves are crackling with it.  ::)
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #33 on: April 27, 2009, 01:48:33 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on April 27, 2009, 01:03:24 PM
They are blaming international air travel




And they said it couldn't be done! confused:
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #34 on: April 27, 2009, 04:39:10 PM »
Hollywood is in mourning after the body of Warner Brothers star Porky Pig was found this morning at his home in Acalpulco, Mexico where he retired from a 60 year film career a decade ago. The coroner suggests that Porky succumbed to the recent outbreak of the Swine Flu.

Porky, age 78, was found by his life companion Elmer Fudd who immediately called for an ambulance. Porky was pronounced dead at the scene and his body taken to El Morte funeral chapel in downtown Acapulco for services on Tuesday.

Pig, a stalwart actor appeared in over 300 cartoons and was the frequent favourite of fans around the world who waited in line for a chance to see him oink his way into their hearts.

Fans are requested to send condolences to the Armour Meat Packing company where Porky will be made into sausages and pork chops.
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #35 on: April 27, 2009, 05:01:30 PM »
PS  His family have asked for privacy while they come to terms with the loss ...


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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #36 on: April 27, 2009, 05:09:41 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on April 27, 2009, 01:48:33 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on April 27, 2009, 01:03:24 PM
They are blaming international air travel




And they said it couldn't be done! confused:


To be fair Snoop there is an epidemiological basis for the argument. If you can fly from one major city to another in on average a few hours then an outbreak can spread quickly and easily as an infected individual can potentially arrive before he starts showing symptoms.  

 lol: Miss D.
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #37 on: April 27, 2009, 05:19:35 PM »
Swine Flew ~ it was a pun you nit!   Banghead
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #38 on: April 27, 2009, 05:20:46 PM »
I know hound, I'm just having a bad day.  redface:
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #39 on: April 27, 2009, 05:22:05 PM »
No change there then!  eveilgrin:
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #40 on: April 27, 2009, 05:29:20 PM »
Coming from you Nick I'll take that as a compliment.  point:
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #41 on: April 27, 2009, 05:39:14 PM »
Anybody dead yet? How old are you all?


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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #42 on: April 27, 2009, 05:40:19 PM »
Apparently I'm one of the youngest member so I guess I'm the canary unless Wenchy is younger than I am.  scared2:
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #43 on: April 27, 2009, 05:41:09 PM »
Wenchy is dead! At least, she is very quiet
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #44 on: April 27, 2009, 05:42:28 PM »
Quote from: TG on April 27, 2009, 05:39:14 PM
Anybody dead yet? How old are you all?

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