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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #75 on: April 28, 2009, 12:59:27 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on April 28, 2009, 12:25:05 PM
No signs of flu in Cyprus yet  rubschin:
You're not here yet...  noooo:
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #76 on: April 28, 2009, 01:00:15 PM »
Don't you worry about me...I am a woman - I never get flu only colds  whistle:
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #77 on: April 28, 2009, 01:02:45 PM »
So in other words Miss D, you are going to turn up with a little sniffle and BM will suddenly develop a case of the strongest flu known to mankind.  whistle:
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #78 on: April 28, 2009, 01:10:47 PM »
I bring no diseases GM  eeek:

Just joy and happiness  happy001
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #79 on: April 28, 2009, 01:11:24 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on April 28, 2009, 01:10:47 PM
I bring no diseases GM  eeek:

Just joy and happiness  happy001
Are your sisters coming too then...?  eeek:
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #80 on: April 28, 2009, 01:13:03 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on April 28, 2009, 01:10:47 PM
I bring no diseases GM  eeek:

Just joy and happiness  happy001

You don't have to bring one Miss D. Something tells me that the next time BM is ill it will be supermanflu.  whistle:
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #81 on: April 28, 2009, 02:11:56 PM »
It should be interesting at the end of the week when Thompson and Thomas Cook fly back a few thousand holiday makers from Mexico  rubschin:
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #82 on: April 28, 2009, 02:37:38 PM »
Right, I propose :

1/ That all boozers should wear a mask whilst in the pub. (bagsy me the Gordon Brown mask)

2/ Anybody who sneezes into a bar towel is barred.

3/ I will cough in the face of any bastard that knocks on my door and tries to convince me to switch electricity suppliers while I am trying to post shite on here. Which someone just did.

4/ That everybody buys a bag of peanuts so that I can see the breasts of that woman on that card thing.

More emergency measures may follow.  scared2:


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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #83 on: April 28, 2009, 02:38:39 PM »
Quote from: TG on April 28, 2009, 02:37:38 PM
Right, I propose :

1/ That all boozers should wear a mask whilst in the pub. (bagsy me the Gordon Brown mask)

2/ Anybody who sneezes into a bar towel is barred.

3/ I will cough in the face of any bastard that knocks on my door and tries to convince me to switch electricity suppliers while I am trying to post shite on here. Which someone just did.

4/ That everybody buys a bag of peanuts so that I can see the breasts of that woman on that card thing.

More emergency measures may follow.  scared2:



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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #84 on: April 28, 2009, 02:39:50 PM »
A comment on the BBC News Site...

Quote from: chriss-w
I wasn't too worried about Mexican swine flu (after all pigs can't fly) until I read that Gordon Brown said that Britain was well placed to deal with it.

Perhaps they can

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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #85 on: April 28, 2009, 02:49:03 PM »
Pimp my mask  eeek:


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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #86 on: April 28, 2009, 02:51:19 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on April 28, 2009, 02:49:03 PM
Pimp my mask  eeek:

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You look different somehow  rubschin:
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #87 on: April 28, 2009, 02:53:32 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on April 28, 2009, 02:49:03 PM
Pimp my mask  eeek:



Excellent idea...

I've just ordered one of these...



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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #88 on: April 28, 2009, 02:55:08 PM »
YOU BARSTEWARD  evil:




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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #89 on: April 28, 2009, 02:55:48 PM »
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