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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #90 on: April 28, 2009, 02:56:42 PM »
That'll be it   lol:
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #91 on: April 28, 2009, 03:25:00 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on April 28, 2009, 02:55:08 PM
YOU BARSTEWARD  evil:




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Ah but Miss D, that's probably the best Old Baldy has looked in years.  whistle:
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #92 on: April 28, 2009, 03:36:32 PM »
but I don't like clowns ..clown masks...clown dolls....clown puppets...any clowns  sad24: sad24: sad24:

I am now all of a tither  noooo:
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #93 on: April 28, 2009, 03:39:55 PM »
I'm sure you can come up with some suitable form of revenge once you get to Cyprus Miss D...  eveilgrin:
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #94 on: April 28, 2009, 06:51:50 PM »
Quote from: TG on April 28, 2009, 02:37:38 PM
Right, I propose :

1/ That all boozers should wear a mask whilst in the pub. (bagsy me the Gordon Brown mask)

2/ Anybody who sneezes into a bar towel is barred.

3/ I will cough in the face of any bastard that knocks on my door and tries to convince me to switch electricity suppliers while I am trying to post shite on here. Which someone just did.

4/ That everybody buys a bag of peanuts so that I can see the breasts of that woman on that card thing.

More emergency measures may follow.  scared2:



Thank you TG, for the next 60 seconds, I will conduct a test of the VP emergency broadcast equipment. AAAAHHHHH!!! Had this been a real emergency, the scream you just heard would be followed by lots more just like it. This concludes the test of the VP emergency broadcast equipment.

Please do not panic, go about your business, this has been a public service post, there should be another along in a few minutes
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #95 on: April 28, 2009, 06:56:46 PM »
I shall wait for 6 blasts of the ship's whistle then saunter along to my muster station...

By the way, where are the muster stations in the VP?  rubschin:
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #96 on: April 28, 2009, 06:59:00 PM »
Do we have any bunkers  confused2:
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #97 on: April 28, 2009, 07:01:41 PM »
Questions that need answering BM
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Offline The Moan Ranger

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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #98 on: April 28, 2009, 09:05:22 PM »
50 "suspected" cases in the UK so far...
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #99 on: April 29, 2009, 06:34:31 AM »
Does that mean I cannot have a bacon buttie this morning?
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #100 on: April 29, 2009, 06:58:28 AM »
Quote from: grumpyoldsoldier on April 28, 2009, 07:01:41 PM
Questions that need answering BM
Of course we have a muster station... and bunkers like...  ;D

I'll move all those boxes of crisps out of them shall I...?  redface:
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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #101 on: April 29, 2009, 07:03:23 AM »
Put them in the bunker...I'll need some supplies like  whistle:
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #102 on: April 29, 2009, 07:06:15 AM »
Quote from: Barman on April 29, 2009, 06:58:28 AM
Quote from: grumpyoldsoldier on April 28, 2009, 07:01:41 PM
Questions that need answering BM
Of course we have a muster station... and bunkers like...  ;D

I'll move all those boxes of crisps out of them shall I...?  redface:
I will half a mild when you have a mo. And a rub down with an oily rag would nice
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #103 on: April 29, 2009, 07:06:51 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on April 29, 2009, 07:03:23 AM
Put them in the bunker...I'll need some supplies like  whistle:
That new fish 'n chip flavour one for you...?
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #104 on: April 29, 2009, 07:17:23 AM »
Crisp flavours don't count in foods of wrongness - so Fish and chip flavour crisps will be fine thank you kind Sir  whistle:

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