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Offline Darwins Selection

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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #120 on: April 29, 2009, 12:57:49 PM »
Quote from: grumpyoldsoldier on April 29, 2009, 07:06:15 AM
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Quote from: grumpyoldsoldier on April 28, 2009, 07:01:41 PM
Questions that need answering BM
Of course we have a muster station... and bunkers like...  ;D

I'll move all those boxes of crisps out of them shall I...?  redface:
I will half a mild when you have a mo. And a rub down with an oily rag would nice
Watch that dander of yours doesn't get up.
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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #121 on: April 29, 2009, 01:05:10 PM »
 eeek: He's got a dander? scared2:


How do you know?
When were you told?
Is it official?



So many questions...
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I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #122 on: April 29, 2009, 01:05:41 PM »
Only a small one. Fear not
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #123 on: April 29, 2009, 01:08:12 PM »
Quote from: GROWLER on April 29, 2009, 07:57:35 AM
....and while you lot merrily comtinue chortling your one liners....

http://www.naturalnews.com/026141.html
Outstanding!!!!! I love a conspiracy.
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Offline Darwins Selection

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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #124 on: April 29, 2009, 01:21:18 PM »
Quote from: grumpyoldsoldier on April 29, 2009, 01:08:12 PM
Quote from: GROWLER on April 29, 2009, 07:57:35 AM
....and while you lot merrily comtinue chortling your one liners....

http://www.naturalnews.com/026141.html
Outstanding!!!!! I love a conspiracy.
Brushing off the dander.
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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #125 on: April 29, 2009, 01:28:18 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on April 29, 2009, 01:21:18 PM
Quote from: grumpyoldsoldier on April 29, 2009, 01:08:12 PM
Quote from: GROWLER on April 29, 2009, 07:57:35 AM
....and while you lot merrily comtinue chortling your one liners....

http://www.naturalnews.com/026141.html
Outstanding!!!!! I love a conspiracy.
Brushing off the dander.

Now that has just got to hurt, I would opt for the wiping the 'dander' off on the curtains, surely less painfull?
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I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
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Offline Darwins Selection

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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #126 on: April 29, 2009, 01:29:34 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on April 29, 2009, 01:28:18 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on April 29, 2009, 01:21:18 PM
Quote from: grumpyoldsoldier on April 29, 2009, 01:08:12 PM
Quote from: GROWLER on April 29, 2009, 07:57:35 AM
....and while you lot merrily comtinue chortling your one liners....

http://www.naturalnews.com/026141.html
Outstanding!!!!! I love a conspiracy.
Brushing off the dander.

Now that has just got to hurt, I would opt for the wiping the 'dander' off on the curtains, surely less painfull?
He probably has steel shutters on his windows.  noooo:
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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #127 on: April 29, 2009, 01:40:14 PM »
 redface: Oh indeed, I hadn't taken into account the 'rust quotient/pain ratio'
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #128 on: April 29, 2009, 03:13:41 PM »
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #129 on: April 29, 2009, 03:31:03 PM »
I see that the government's vaunted swine flu hotline has already broken. If you ring it now all you get is crackling.  whistle:
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #130 on: April 29, 2009, 03:36:58 PM »
One of the signs of swine fever is rashers all over your body
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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #131 on: April 29, 2009, 03:37:50 PM »
and the trots  redface:
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #132 on: April 29, 2009, 03:38:52 PM »
If the puns don't start improving I can see us all for the chop.
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #133 on: April 29, 2009, 03:39:26 PM »
Apple sauce anyone?
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #134 on: April 29, 2009, 03:46:51 PM »
Quote from: grumpyoldsoldier on April 29, 2009, 03:36:58 PM
One of the signs of swine fever is rashers all over your body

I've got some oinkment for that.
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