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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #135 on: April 29, 2009, 04:51:38 PM »
I'm just off to try and make a silk purse.........
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #136 on: April 29, 2009, 05:15:11 PM »
If I give you the wool .............  redface: Sorry, wrong joke.
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #137 on: April 29, 2009, 05:22:48 PM »
Snout wrong with the joke tho'  ;)
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #138 on: April 29, 2009, 06:11:05 PM »
Oh, the irony ...  ::)


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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #139 on: April 29, 2009, 06:16:01 PM »
Is it now officially a hamdemic ???
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #140 on: April 29, 2009, 06:18:32 PM »
Load of Hogwash if you ask me ~ which I appreciate you didn't.
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #141 on: April 29, 2009, 06:20:31 PM »
Should I go to the doctor if I wake up tomorrow with my hair in pigtails  Shrugs:
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #142 on: April 29, 2009, 06:21:52 PM »
The vet might be a better idea
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #143 on: April 29, 2009, 08:28:07 PM »
Oooh! Oooh! Level five!

Do Wilko's supply body bags I wonder? Cant expect the government to sort everything now can we?  scared2:
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Offline The Moan Ranger

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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #144 on: April 29, 2009, 08:30:43 PM »
Mrs TMR (to be)  phoned me up earlier and said "The car need petrol, but I don't want to risk getting Swine Flu by going to the petrol station".

"Daft bint", I replied, "that's Mexico, not Texaco"...
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #145 on: April 29, 2009, 08:31:51 PM »
Calm down dears ~ Gordon says that the UK is better prepared to meet this global threat than any other country ~ mind he said that about the recession too as I recall ........... Perhaps we should allow ourselves a small panic. GOS will organise one tomorrow I expect ~ unless it rains.
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #146 on: April 29, 2009, 08:37:11 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on April 29, 2009, 08:31:51 PM
Calm down dears ~ Gordon says that the UK is better prepared to meet this global threat than any other country ~ mind he said that about the recession too as I recall ........... Perhaps we should allow ourselves a small panic. GOS will organise one tomorrow I expect ~ unless it rains.

No-one is allowed to panic on  my birthday  evil: Except me.
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #147 on: April 29, 2009, 08:38:31 PM »
It's not in the calendar so celebrations have not been organised I'm afraid  noooo:
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #148 on: April 29, 2009, 08:46:00 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on April 29, 2009, 08:38:31 PM
It's not in the calendar so celebrations have not been organised I'm afraid  noooo:

Good. Celebrations are for non grumpy types.
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #149 on: April 29, 2009, 08:49:05 PM »
Oh  it's not for you ...it is to give us any reason for a drink up  lol:
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