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Offline Bar Wench

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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #165 on: April 30, 2009, 11:30:03 AM »
That is the 1,000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 time I have heard that.  Banghead
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #166 on: April 30, 2009, 11:31:23 AM »
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Offline Uncle Mort

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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #167 on: April 30, 2009, 11:35:26 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on April 30, 2009, 11:30:03 AM
That is the 1,000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 time I have heard that.  Banghead
I've told you a million times not to exaggerate. ;)
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #168 on: April 30, 2009, 12:48:24 PM »
Quote from: Nick on April 30, 2009, 11:23:08 AM
Swine Flu Hotline 0800 345 0546

Jut tried to call it but couldn’t hear a thing - too much crackling on the line…



Do keep up old boy, I posted that one yesteray  point:
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #169 on: April 30, 2009, 12:49:49 PM »
As Snoops has already pointed out ...is no one paying attention today  noooo:
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #170 on: April 30, 2009, 12:50:59 PM »
I have a sniffle  cry:

And I have to fly a lot in the next few weeks  cry:

To and from Scotland  eeek:
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #171 on: April 30, 2009, 12:57:37 PM »
You'll be fine...just don't wear your sombrero on the plane  whistle:
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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #172 on: April 30, 2009, 12:58:00 PM »
Haggis flu?
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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #173 on: April 30, 2009, 01:03:25 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on April 30, 2009, 12:57:37 PM
You'll be fine...just don't wear you're sombrero on the plane  whistle:

Hang on a minute Miss D have you thought this through properly.... Nick, several tonnes of airborne metal, are you sure that all will be fine?
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #174 on: April 30, 2009, 01:45:40 PM »
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #175 on: April 30, 2009, 02:08:09 PM »
The EU's health commissioner has urged Europeans not to panic over swine flu, as ministers prepare for emergency talks on ways to contain the virus.

"We have to exercise vigilance, we should not panic, we have to be prepared," Androulla Vassiliou said.

In other words.....PANIC!!!

I'm fully expecting shop shelves to be stripped bare within a week now. ::)

Fuel crisis springs to mind.
When will these idiots learn to stf up?
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #176 on: April 30, 2009, 02:09:53 PM »
I have a cellar  whistle:
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #177 on: April 30, 2009, 02:12:48 PM »
Quote from: Nick on April 30, 2009, 02:09:53 PM
I have a cellar  whistle:

Will it sustain 20000 pallets of bottled water, 3000 tins of baked beans, and a ton of spam? whistle:
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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #178 on: April 30, 2009, 02:17:15 PM »
And cake, don't forget cake.
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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: We are all going to die!
« Reply #179 on: April 30, 2009, 02:33:11 PM »
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I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
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